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  • Just called the Mrs fat!
  • wukfit
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    Watching something on tv
    she said “I bet I’d beat you at that”
    I said “probably, if you put your weight into it”
    She said “WHAT?”
    I said “well you probably are heavier than me”
    She agreed
    Barely a word has been said in the last hour!

    Jamie
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    Least it’s out there, and she can do something about it now.

    Rubber_Buccaneer
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    Offer her a crisp

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    RustySpanner
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    Give her a big hug and apologise.
    Do one side at a time if it makes it easier.

    GregMay
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    Give her a belly raspberry.

    slugrider
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    Cake

    vickypea
    Free Member

    Uh-ohhh!

    rOcKeTdOg
    Full Member

    Bouncy castle!

    funkmasterp
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    Call her Belly Savalis or Belly Ocean. Works a treat on Mrs F

    godzilla
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    Pics

    CaptainFlashheart
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    Watching something on tv
    she said “I bet I’d beat you at that”

    Further detail is required.

    wukfit
    Free Member

    Watching something on tv
    she said “I bet I’d beat you at that”

    Was some test your strength thing

    gordimhor
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    Requiescat In Pace

    muppetWrangler
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    What channel’s the sumo championship on?

    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    Was some test your strength thing

    Freeview 674?

    CountZero
    Full Member

    Will this require a UN peacekeeping force?

    Drac
    Full Member

    Slow night on STW.

    huckleberryfatt
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    Least it’s out there, and she can do something about it now.

    Like change the locks and drop your belongings off at the Salvation Army

    stevemuzzy
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    Thread cheered me right up. Jamies content earned 100 internet points.

    forzafkawi
    Free Member

    Tell her you’ll never get over her. Then get up and walk round…

    bearnecessities
    Full Member

    Drac – Moderator
    Slow night on STW.

    Sometimes I’m not sure if you’re a moderator on a bike site, or some kind of hyper-ironic-bot created by Cheltenham’s finest to test reactions to painfully retarded statements.

    Cougar
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    Cheltenham has a finest?

    piemonster
    Full Member

    Sometimes I’m not sure if you’re a moderator on a bike site, or some kind of hyper-ironic-bot created by Cheltenham’s finest to test reactions to painfully retarded statements.

    Can he/it not be both

    *waves*

    CaptainFlashheart
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    Cougar – Moderator
    Cheltenham has a finest?

    Doughnut!

    flashinthepan
    Free Member

    ^^^^^^^^ WTF?

    Bad day bearnecessities?

    wallop
    Full Member

    More cushion for the pushin, I say 😆

    unklehomered
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    No word from op for forty minutes.

    I think the make up hug may have over balanced and he can’t reach his phone

    Cheltenham-bot, trace his ip and send help!

    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    For wallop.

    [video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN42uzNFVmQ[/video]

    Not about wallop, I hasten to add.

    wukfit
    Free Member

    I am so surprised by the silent treatment I’m now receiving, was it supposed to go unspoken forever? It’s flipping obvious

    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    I am so surprised by the Solent treatment I’m now receiving

    It’s going to be all wight.

    *Ninja edit, Shirley? (Shirley. It’s in Southampton. Near the Solent. Oh, why do I bother any more…)

    singletrackmind
    Full Member

    Cheltenham Tescos has a finest range, capable of creating a meal for one almost appear home made, apart from the comedic potion sizes.
    ‘serves 2’ hahahahahahahahahha

    wukfit
    Free Member

    Cheltenham Tescos has a finest range, capable of creating a meal for one almost appear home made, apart from the comedic potion sizes.
    ‘serves 2’ hahahahahahahahahha

    I think eating double portions is the problem

    unklehomered
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    I am so surprised by the silent treatment I’m now receiving, was it supposed to go unspoken forever? It’s flipping obvious

    And you should tell her that in exactly those words and then live blog what happens next. #fetchespopcorn

    Ming the Merciless
    Free Member

    You will never be allowed to forget your utterances this evening.

    RustySpanner
    Full Member

    Tell her you really love her for her mind.
    That’ll get you in the good books.

    Now is also the perfect time to remind her how many calories are burnt by a quick bunk up, especially if she puts a shift in.

    cheekymonkey888
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    Tell her you’re goating her. Goating goating goating

    daviek
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    I now have tears of laughter running down my face 😀

    aracer
    Free Member

    This place isn’t what it used to be – has nobody asked for pictures yet?

    chestercopperpot
    Free Member

    Motorboat.

    CountZero
    Full Member

    I now have tears of laughter running down my face

    And me, plus bits of pot noodle* on my pad screen. At least its easily wiped clean, unlike a keyboard.
    *What can I say, I’ve been to the pub, I was peckish and couldn’t be arsed to drive along for a kebab.

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