I say 'I'm just popping out love'
- Where are you going
'Out' wont be long.
Now she either thinks I have a mistress, going kerbcrawling or
Buying something from a bloke in a carpark again....
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Just been rumbled by the wife
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Posted 6 months ago #
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I thought this was going to be a follow on thread to the one that got deleted Saturday morning
Ah, that thread which took place while we were OUT RIDING? How gutted to have missed that
When I replaced my blue Merlin cheapie for a blue Cove Handjob, it slipped silently under the radar... or so I'm led to believe...
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Is the emasculated males anonymous? Time to grow some.
+1
MTFU
If she dumps you over a bike purchase she ain't worth having...so move on.
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It's easier to apologise after than ask permission, right?
I've got no spare cash any way
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If she dumps you over a bike purchase she ain't worth having...so move on.
Dumped/not dumped aren't the only possible states for a relationship. I'd suggest most of those at all bothered about this have moved well past that stage of a relationship (and most people making comments like yours have never had a relationship which has moved past that stage).Posted 6 months ago # -
Dumped/not dumped aren't the only possible states for a relationship.
Good point!
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Go through her wardrobe and add up the cost of all the clothes she has never worn then never worry again.
While you are at it tot up how much all those funny creams cost.£80 doesn't get much Clarins.Posted 6 months ago # -
My missus noticed the difference when I swapped my medium gritstone BFe for a small gritstone BFe!
She can notice an inch difference here and there
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I think they know as soon as you hit the pay now button.
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I think they know as soon as you hit the pay now button.
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A mate's mate, swapped a Ducati 748 for a 916 without his missus noticing - red init...
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Pulling this back a bit..
My essexmate* I windsurfed with for years "n" years is a bit henpecked right, he married an essexgirl* and she was always renouned in our matesgroup for being gobby. FFWD to marrage and kiddos and life growinguplike and he now replaces windsurfing sails by keeping the old sailbags and placing the new ones in the old bags. He's been doing this for years, he got me to buy him a windsurf board once and took ages to pay me back for it, didn't want to take it home (bless him) in case essexgirl turned into a human equivalent of the Atom Bomb.
* yackety, yak, init, loadsa, fekme, yack yack, Ford Capri.
* fake tan, loadsa makeup, bleached hair, tattoo, yakkety yak yak, init, Diamond White, stilettos.Posted 6 months ago #
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