Shag her mate, works for me

Worked for Rosalean and Lena back home when I was younger

Shag her mate, works for me

Or her mum and tell her about it on Facebook whilst she is miles away

i'm good friends with her family and i know her mum loves me (we e-mail each other more than i speak to her daughter!!) But still not the best idea i have seen on this page.

Hmmmmm thats code for her Mum hasn't aged well.

That's a fact. She looks like and old leather handbag.

Sounds like the best idea on this page to me! Whole new meaning to the word grudgef**k!

That's a fact. She looks like and old leather handbag.

Then you've had a lucky escape from her daughter in the future.

<tongue in cheek content>

This is not a question about how pretty the mother is.

It's about the moment when you tell your ex that she really should try and get a few tips from her mother when she has a spare moment.

Time to call up her mum, put on the sad voice, and tell her how alone you feel right now.

</tongue in cheek content>

LMAO, i'm not yet drunk enough to do that.

Have a beer on me.

I'll have two. 😀

If you do shag her mum don't tell her yet. Then if she agrees to meet up for this heart to heart you want you might get a goodbye shag out of it. Just as you're approaching the vinegar strokes tell her about her mum and hold on tight.

RODEO!

tonyd – 😆 😆 😆 😆

vinegar strokes

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Ah…urban dictionary is my friend.
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have you thought about kicking her dads back doors in instead, that way whatever she says in any future contact you can think "your dad pushes back"
it'd make me laugh in any situation 😛

tazzymtb – Member

have you thought about kicking her dads back doors in instead, that way whatever she says in any future contact you can think "your dad pushes back"

Keyboard, meet coffee.

The best thing ever about the internet is that there are worse people than me on there.

sorry, sometimes my inner goblin just escapes before I can stop it 😕

Let the little fella run free – we are all friends here.

Just watched Behind Enemy lines.

you could charge up the sexual semtex and fly over to nam in a Huey playing rock tunes and assault her battery on full lcok and load?

(See what I did there with the spelling)?

Behind Enemy lines.

that sounds like a very dodgy euphemism!

as in " it was time to go over the top and engage in gland to gland combat in a muddy trench, behind enemy lines"

I'll get me coat

Happened to me – ex moved away for a course – was then going back to Germany for summer. Frosty on the phone, didn't want to talk etc – lost my temper and dumped her in the end. Regretted losing temper for months.
A year later had the time of my life – partying new friends. Met new missus.

Also found out she was shagging a flatmate. Frankly they deserved each other.

Hard when you are treated badly – technology sucks sometimes.
You have to move on in the end ven though it leaves a pang of regret.

Hmmm girls when they move on can turn quite cold, clinical and removed. They see it as 'civilised' whereas its the former IMO.

Sorry if that reads like a generalisation girls but its true. Girls doing the dumping can be very clinical with the standard job-application-style rejection letter 'but lets be friends'.

They love the romance – then treat you like an alien when they've had enough.

Still life gets better.

yea, why dont you console yer'self by Nobbing as many of her mates as possible … Obviously start with the fittest and work yer way down till even you start to feel disgusted in yersell :O)
you Wont regret it ;O) Lmfao

Wot ^^^ Sed…

see, two Northerners could Never be wrong, Lmfao

bonty.. like sv said, go buy an mmmbop frame from crc to cheer yourself up!

Its worth exactly £154 more than her in vietnam.