a tramp comes running into a bar. “Can I have a cocktail stick please?” The barman duly tells him to do one but the tramp is frantic. The barman gives him a cocktail stick and the tramp disappears.

Two minutes later a different tramp appears, also requesting a cocktail stick. Bemused, the barman provides one and continues with his work.

Suddenly a third tramp bursts in, sweating and clearly in a hurry. The barman draws a cocktail stick in readiness but the tramp says. “nah, mate i’ll need a straw”. Perplexed, the barman advises him the two previous vagrants wanted cocktail sticks. The tramp replies “yeah, someone was sick outside but by the time i got here all the best bits were gone.”

Signle breasted number hanging up, thats the one.