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  • Joke de jour
  • tankslapper
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    Paddy & Mick worked together and were both laid off.

    So off they went to the unemployment office together.
    When asked his occupation, Paddy answered, “Panty Stitcher. I sew da elastic onto ladies cotton panties and tongs”.

    The clerk looked up panty stitcher on his computer and finding it classified as unskilled labour, and gave him £80.00 a week unemployment pay.

    Mick was next in, and when asked his occupation, replied, “Diesel Fitter”. Since a diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Mick £160.00 a week.

    When Paddy found out he was furious. He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay.

    The clerk explained “Panty Stitchers are unskilled and Diesel Fitter’s are skilled labour”.

    What skill? Yelled Paddy.” I sew da elastic on da panties and tongs; Mick puts ’em over his head and says:

    “Yep, diesel fitter ……….”

    WTF
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    Paddy and Mick are at the job centre looking for work. They come across a sign that says “tree fellers wanted”. Paddy says to Mick, “Ahhh, what a pity there’s only the two of us!”

    jon1973
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    I’ll get your coats.

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    terrahawk
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    racist

    Lanesra
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    I agree, racist and reported.

    There may be children reading this forum, think of how they’d feel about this thread.

    Lardy_biker
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    What race is this offending exactly?

    ronjeremy
    Free Member

    is it not pikey-ist??

    be careful they’ll over charge you next time you want your driveway tarmacing

    bruneep
    Full Member

    What race is this offending exactly?

    the race of professional comedians

    Hairychested
    Free Member

    The race of the stupid and easily offended for no reason.

    ronjeremy
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    Hairychested – Member

    The race of the stupid and easily offended for no reason.

    or STW for short

    DrDolittle
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    Ron, read your piece in the Guardian (i think) today. It’s a tough life eh?

    tankslapper
    Free Member

    An Irishman making Irish jokes – I’m appalled!!!!!

    I’ve just reported myself and ritual flogging with a rubber wellington will ensue!

    deadlydarcy
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    I know one too but it requires me whispering which I can’t do on here.

    slapper, you should be ashamed of yourself, you thick mick

    Nobeerinthefridge
    Free Member

    Lanesra – were you bullied at school per chance?.

    tankslapper
    Free Member

    cheers deadly – or should I say Scooby Doo stylee…………..Rude Boy!

    Points and Waves*

    Lanesra
    Free Member

    nobeerinthefridge 🙄

    Next time i’ll make sure I add a 🙄 and 😆 just so you know I’m joking

    terrahawk
    Free Member

    The race of the stupid and easily offended for no reason.

    I was joking. And you were offended.

    Nobeerinthefridge
    Free Member

    oops!

    deadlydarcy
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    tankslapper, you do realise were both of the same island…don’t want to get myself banned in case you’re one of these report-this-post types 😛

    milkherd
    Free Member

    Du.

    tankslapper
    Free Member

    deadly

    Never reported anyone on this forum……too much of a sense of humour. What part of God’s own are you from then?

    P.S. Mark I love you xx

    deadlydarcy
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    Limerick…don’t mention the phrase please, hehe. Not anymore, I left before they all started shooting one another. Back in my day, we just used blades man.

    tankslapper
    Free Member

    **** me! 😯

    Stab City!!! Eeek!

    I’ll tar yer drive fer ye mista! Cheap jab! Cheap Jab!

    So your either a relation of the Cranberry’s a ‘traveller’ or (Physco) Roy Keane’s auntie!

    deadlydarcy
    Free Member

    Actually, don’t laugh, but I went to school with the drummer from the cranberries!!!

    tankslapper
    Free Member

    I bloody knew it!

    Ah well deadly at least your not the other two options. Are you!!!!!????

    My fav was that stupid bint who won £19million in the Euromillions in Limerick and announced it in a bar in the city!!! What a twit! But where would you live in Oirland if you were a multi millionaire? killiney, Dun Loaghaire? etc No – BUILD A FORTIFIED MANSION IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE! What a complete fecki eeeeeejit!

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