So i broke my collar bone 11 weeks ago, every couple o weeks I went for x rays and it was apparently startin t heal. Had 6 weeks off work initially, been back for five now an went for my final? check up only to be told actually I need an op t fix it properly. So my questio is what work can i do with only one arm for six to eight weeks? Answers on a postcard……

Professional fruit machine player

Sperm donor.

Cbeebies presenter

Professional waver.

Fluffer ?

PMSL @ Barry

I had a punchline too but nothing will beat that.

Pretty much anything you want to do. You'd be surprised what you can do with a bit of determination and imagination…

Pretty much anything you want to do

Except anything that involves needing 2 hands.

One of those guys who work at those hand car washes that have sprung up everywhere.

Except anything that involves needing 2 hands.

Yep. Hence my use of 'pretty much'. 🙂

Borwens – what do you mean by 'what work' can you do? Do you mean as a job, or stuff around the house?
My sister in law had her collarbone plated after it refused to heal and despite the 6-8 weeks suggestion, she was on 'light duties' after about 2 weeks. She said it felt (relatively) great as soon as she left the hospital.