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  • Jeremy Corbyn's stems – a threat to national security?
  • NewRetroTom
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    As a cyclist he is clearly a bit of a beginner with the rules.

    He has evidently been following rule #12 “The correct number of bikes to own is n+1”

    “I cycle all the time. Actually I’ve got a confession to make, a rather naughty secret – I’ve got two bikes” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9h3CT4pKPM

    He has not complied with rule #45 “Slam your stem” A maximum stack height of 2cm is allowed below the stem.

    Looks like he has about a foot here.

    Also failing to comply with rule #50 “Facial hair is to be carefully regulated. No full beards, no moustaches.”

    wwaswas
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    His lawn’s a bloody disgrace too.

    bikebouy
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    Needs a bigger lock too..

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    ti_pin_man
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    if they win an election it would be like having a swathe of corduroy in power, vive la revolution. might be fun.

    P-Jay
    Free Member

    Bar Ends??

    Nope, I’ll give him 8 months to shift them or I’ll spoil my ballot at the local elections.

    (which is what the Torygraph is predicting to be the length of his Leadership)

    wwaswas
    Full Member

    Bar Ends??

    and riser bars.

    Burn Him! Burn Him!

    Harry_the_Spider
    Full Member

    He also appears to be a mermaid from the waist down which would explain why our lizard overlords have cropped the pedals from the picture.

    Harry_the_Spider
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    [deleted, carry on]

    dragon
    Free Member

    I’m not sure a mug is very practical for drinking from while cycling.

    Compare his style to those of the youngsters

    Harry_the_Spider
    Full Member

    Nice bit of cellulite on CMD there.

    dragon
    Free Member

    Good observation skills to look past the shorts!

    cakefacesmallblock
    Full Member

    I see no helmets.

    ….Oh ! Wait a minute.

    Harry_the_Spider
    Full Member

    I thought it was a skirt.

    slowoldman
    Full Member

    Shirt tucked in. My kind of guy.

    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    That rim looks almost worn through.

    Disaster waiting to happen, there.

    neilthewheel
    Full Member

    I see no helmets.

    Bells, perhaps?

    squoglybob
    Free Member

    Looks like Corbyn has a TDK cassette secreted in his shirt pocket.

    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    Looks like Corbyn has a TDK cassette secreted in his shirt pocket.

    It’s a tube ticket.

    He’s a liar! He doesn’t ride at all, just posed for a picture next to someone else’s bike before getting the tube!

    squoglybob
    Free Member

    The Bastid, looks like he managed to evade Death as well judging the warning signs on the post that he’s perched on, Thats unfortunate.

    woodlikesbeer
    Free Member

    Looks like Corbyn has a TDK cassette secreted in his shirt pocket.

    It’s a tube ticket.

    Nope it’s a copy of Richard’s Bicycle Book

    doordonot
    Free Member

    That’s probably just his hack bike, which looks appropriately rubbish to deter interest.

    Corbyn’s quite a lean looking fellow, with facial hair and the gaunt, hollow look of a man that would prefer to be out riding his bike, rather than getting caught up in the media frenzy revolving around his day job.

    Source: Sport Beard Watch

    tomhoward
    Full Member

    Isn’t rule 12 ‘the minimum number of bikes you should own is 3’ before moving on the the n+1 stuff?

    Renegade rule breaker that one. Definitely a threat.

    robdob
    Free Member

    Corbyn looks like he might be one of those old school cyclists who at first glance you wouldn’t think is fast due to the clothes and crazy bike. Then you go for a ride with them and they smoke you on every up and down no matter what you do, all while wearing corduroy and slightly shabby beards. Gits!

    mikewsmith
    Free Member

    Can we be sure that those steerers don’t conceal tactical nuclear weapons, or at the very least something very nasty and biological.

    rOcKeTdOg
    Full Member

    It’s a Trek, L.A. used to ride a Trek, you can draw your own conclusions

    holdsteady
    Full Member

    Surprised he hasn’t got a lefty fork.

    wwaswas
    Full Member

    The Times says he rides a ‘Chairman Mao style bicycle’.

    Or what the rest of us would call ‘a bicycle’.

    @holdsteady – *smiles*

    eshershore
    Free Member

    talking of Trek owners:

    apparently a long time mountain biker, kick ass rider (MBA magazine went for a ride with him and had a hard time keeping up) and has his own trails on his ranch, who’d had thought?

    but now its making sense…

    andeh
    Full Member

    Surprised he hasn’t got a lefty fork.

    Yes!

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