Good Day,

Confidential Business Proposal!!

I am Dr, Patrick Daniel the senior Auditor In charge of Foreign Remittance Unit of our bank and i decided to contact you for this financial transaction worth Fiveteen-Five million Dollars ( $ 15.5 m) for our present and future success.

This is an abandoned fund that belongs to one of our bank foreign customers who died along with his entire family through plane crash in Setember 2007.

You can see the website link below.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/world/asia-pacific/6997381.stm

Meanwhile i was very fortunate to come across the deceased file when I was arranging the old and abandoned customers files in other to sign and submit to the entire bank management an official re-documentation and to the law imposed by the British Prime Minister Gordon Brown said in World Press Confrerence on Tuesday 6 december 2005 at 12:18 GMT

Well chuffed – who wants a new bike?

Surely you had shed loads of spam like that before?

Can I have a Curtis and some Royce hubs please?

loads, but I've never won fiveteen-five million dollars before

Up link. Jeez.

Up link. Jeez.

sorry – I'm missing your point

but this ones real – did you not follow the link. The plane crash was reported on the BBC website!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You want to be really careful with those sorts of things, jimmy – lots of them are cons. Why don't I act as a middle man for you, given I know about all the traps and pitfalls. You'll need to let me have all your bank details, your mother's maiden name and your PINs so that I can set it up, but unlike those scammers I don't ask for a payment up front.

Someone post the fonejacker pic please.

This is a classic scam. Ignore it and move on

Would you like an upgrade to a downgrade

Here it is!!!!

Goooood evening sah…I'm from the bank that you bank with…

uplink. If your missing my point, you've missed the point. glooptrotter. Jeez 🙂

You seem to have a lot of points – I'll leave you with them

glooptrooper – Member

This is a classic scam. Ignore it and move on

You think?

Now thats my point.

Oi- hands off, I was offered the fiveteen million before you, so that means it's rightfully mine. And my Dad's bigger than yor dad- so ner ner ner ner ner.

I'm jealous, I've only got $1m.

BRITISH HIGH COMMISSIONS ABUJA
Zakari Maimalari Street
Cadastral Zone AO,
Central Business District, Abuja.

Attention Beneficiary,

The British High Commission in Nigeria, Benin Republic,Ghana and Burkina faso,South Africa,Togo,Senegal In collaboration with UK(London) Anti-Crime Squad received a report of scam against you and other British/US citizens and Malaysia,Etc.whom the country of Nigeria/Benin, Burkina faso, Ghana And UK(London)Anti-Crime Squad have recompensed you due to meeting held with Four countries Government and the world high commissions against fraud activities by the Four country Citizens.Your name was among those scammed as listed by the Nigeria Financial Intelligent Unit (NFIU).

A compensation has been issued out in ATM DEBIT CARD to all the affected victims and has been in distribution already to all the bearers. Your ATM CARD was among those that was reported undelivered as at last Friday and we wish to advise you to see to the instructions of the Committee to make sure you receive your ATM CARD immediately for your usage.

According to the number of applicants at hand,184 Beneficiaries has been paid, half of the victims are from the United States,we still have more 37 left to be paid the compensations of ($1,000,000.00 USD) One Million United State Dollar's each. Your particulars was retrieved from one of the Syndicates who was arrested as one of their victims of the operations,you are hereby warned not to communicate or duplicate this message to him for any reason whatsoever as the U.S. secret service is already on trace of the other criminals. So keep it secret till they are all apprehended. Other victims who have not been contacted can submit their application as well for scrutiny and possible consideration.

NFIU further told us that the use of Nigeria Couriers and the Benin was abolished due to interception activities noticed in the above mentioned courier services in Benin,Nigeria and Ghana and thereby have made a concrete arrangement with the DHL Courier Company for a safe delivery to your door-step once the beneficiary meets up the demand of the conveyance.

We advise that you do what is needed of you to make sure the NFIU dispatches your recompense on Friday. You are assured of the safety of your ATM CARD and availability and be advised that you should stop further contacts with all the fake lawyers and security companies who in collaboration scammed you.get back to John Simmon immediately to check if the delivery date suits you.

Since the Federal Bureau of Investigation is involved in this transaction, you have to be rest assured for this is 100% risk free it is our duty to protect the American Citizens and other europian countries worldwide. All I want you to do is to contact Mr John Simmon via email, for their requirements to proceed regarding the delievery of your Atm Card,which will cost you $275.00 only.So your files would be updated after which he will send the payment informations which you will use in making payment of $275.00 via Western Union Money Transfer or Money Gram Transfer for the shipment of your Atm Card,after you make the payment,The delivery of your Atm Card will be effected to your designated home address without any further delay.

Re-Confirm your details.

1. SURNAME
2. OTHER NAMES
3. PHONE AND FAX NUMBERS
4. ADDRESS
5. AMOUNT TO BE CLAIMED.

You are advised to send also your direct mobile or telephone number for easier communication.

You are to contact Mr John Simmons Consular/Diplomat BRITISH HIGH COMMISSION ABUJA,with the information below,for the release of your fund now.

Contact Person : John Simmons
Zakari Maimalari Street
Cadastral Zone AO,
Central Business District, Abuja.
Telephone: +234-807-0627-501
Email : johnsimmon85@yahoo.com.hk

Yours in Service,

Linda Travis
Secretary to the Consular/Diplomat
BRITISH HIGH COMMISSIONS ABUJA.

Now that's funny.
The sincere advice from STWers is … touching.
al.

Well, I've apparently won £950000 on a CocaCola Lottery, that I don't recall entering. Not as exciting, I know.

I was approached about a couple of zillion dollars recently, but I was feeling generous so I told them to give it to Charity.

I've been waiting for her to pop round and show her gratitude…