So I’m stuck in the US over the weekend travelling between sites. That is not the reason for my rage.
I’m in the Sheraton Meadowlands which is near some football stadium (or something). There’s a game today so the hotel was crammed to the gills last night with partying fans. The nice group next to me finally shut up at 3:30am. That is not the reason for my rage.
So I got up (turned the TV and stereo on full volume) and went for breakfast. My usual server saw me and took me to my table. I ordered the buffet as normal. The sausages weren’t cooked properly – I’ve seen less anaemic flesh at a sci fi conference. That is not the reason for my rage.
The reason is as follows. There’s an important part of my day – the first dump. It’s a man thing I know.
So after breakfast I went to the loo.
WHY do American loos have such high water levels? I mean you can barely dare dangle in there for fear of wetting your chattles.
You get constant splash back.
And, if you’re not careful, you get a wet hand trying to clear up afterwards.
I travel all over the world and by far and away the US bog is the most stupidly designed.
It spoilt my morning.