I’m not sure how I did it but somehow I’m 200 years in the past when the announcement of a new ‘royal’ is greeted with mass hysteria and fawning.

Or is the the future?…

Surely I can’t be in the present?!

lottery numbers please
buy some real estate in prime locations

and it was legal back then to smack the buttocks of a pretty maiden…cos you felt like it 🙄

I’d like to go back 3 minutes. I’ve just farted in the office, and it’s a bit more odourous than I anticipated and starting to spread.

You want to re live it? 😯

A copy of Gray’s Sports Almanac please.

make sure biff doesn’t get the sports almanac!

spooky!!!

Actually, scrap the Almanac, it only runs until 2000.

Balls.

save Lennon and replace him with mcCartney?
Tell freddy to bag it up.
Warn Jim about over doing it in Paris in the 70s.

who else would you save?

Persuade lenny henry to have an alternative career for london transport?

Show Jeff Buckley an education info-film about river safety…

Encourage a paranoid fear of flying in Stevie Ray Vaughan, Rhandy Rhoads and Otis Redding.

Book Bon Jovi to do a rooftop video shoot in Manhattan, September 2001 (There you go, Jon, going down in a blaze of glory now, aren’t ya?)

Apply for a job as Firearms Safety Officer on the production of The Crow…

I quite like the idea that a well to do posh bint is currently in sweaty pain, though not sure she should be scrounging benefits for her sprog.

Telling JFK to duck would probably be quite a world changing moment in history and complete and thorough check of the twin towers on Sept 10th 2001 might help clear some things up.

and thorough check of the twin towers on Sept 10th 2001

All set up for a nice early start on the Bon Jovi video shoot in the morning? Gooooood……..

What if I prevented STW from ever being created?

What if I prevented STW from ever being created?

you are my boss and I claim my £5!