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  • I've been insulted by a paper clip salesman. How should I retort?
  • Jamie
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    Also, would my bum look big in an Audi?

    CaptainFlashheart
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    *Applause*

    perchypanther
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    My wait is over…… 🙂

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    Junkyard
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    give them a shoeing?

    angeldust
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    Challenge him to a race on the Krypton Factor assault course.

    perchypanther
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    Awaits thread entitled “What shoes for an Assault Course duel with a paper clip salesman?”

    andytherocketeer
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    It looks like you’re trying to…

    bikebouy
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    “He” drives an ovlov..

    zanelad
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    Promptly.

    Kryton57
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    Piss on his old fashioned shoes…

    Murray
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    Give him a (paper)clip round the ear.

    footflaps
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    PistolsCrayons at dawn.

    It’s the only way to maintain your honour.

    whitestone
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    Drag and drop him into the wastebin? (probably only makes sense to those of a certain age who used MS Office)

    perchypanther
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    Kryton57 – Member

    Piss on his old fashioned shoes…

    Oh, teh ironing…..

    bodgy
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    Do you know Louise?

    Jamie
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    Piss on his old fashioned shoes…

    To be fair, his shoes are less from times gone by, and more from a dystopian future.

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