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  • I've arrived…
  • kayak23
    Full Member

    I’ve got a P
    8)

    I’d like to thank God, my agent, my Mum.

    Can you tell me all the special secrets now please?

    perchypanther
    Free Member

    Can you tell me all the special secrets now please?

    It stands for Poorer. 15 Quid poorer 😀

    LoCo
    Free Member

    First rule of ‘P’ club and all that….

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    Pook
    Full Member

    Did you get the Smug Starter Pack? Have you sent your AdBriteProtect Sunglasses back?

    sandwicheater
    Full Member

    I’ve not had to stop at a red light in almost two years. Bliss!

    fasthaggis
    Full Member

    What does it stand for?

    oser
    once
    rick
    enis
    ussie
    olevaulter
    erfect

    🙂

    JefWachowchow
    Free Member

    You will find that you can manual as far a you can like now. Also, whips will become seemingly effortless.

    SaxonRider
    Full Member

    I can get into all the best restaurants, and no longer ever have to worry about parking my Maserati.

    BoardinBob
    Full Member

    Just have the following phrase ready to copy and paste any any time

    “What ads?”

    perchypanther
    Free Member

    I can get into all the best restaurants, and no longer ever have to worry about parking my Maserati.

    Wondered how you would cope now that you’ve sold your flying DeLorean on Gumtree.

    SaxonRider
    Full Member

    on Gumtree.

    What’s Gumtree? I used the local paper.

    perchypanther
    Free Member

    What’s Gumtree? I used the local paper.

    Sure?

    http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/using-gumtree

    SaxonRider
    Full Member

    Sure?

    Damn. Just when I thought I had one up on you, you had to go check my history. I really am bad at this whole internet thing.

    dangeourbrain
    Free Member

    History? I thought you existed in a place where there was no concept of past and rather everything only just happened, like Joe cocker dying and how you’ve not heard this particular joke before, just several times at exactly this moment

    SaxonRider
    Full Member

    I thought you existed in a place where there was no concept of past and rather everything only just happened

    I’m quite Zen that way. 😀

    deadkenny
    Free Member

    I’ve got a P

    Did you ask Bob for it?

    dangeourbrain
    Free Member

    SaxonRider – Member
    I’m quite Zen that way.

    I wish I was today. Rather I’m very grumpy because the snow meant no butchers’ van today so no Friday pork pie, no one wanted to go out for lunch which meant no fish and chips either, and on top of that “we” are on a diet which means it’s not curry-and-a-beer-on-the-way-home-day to boot.

    Rubber_Buccaneer
    Full Member

    I thought this was some kind of post climactic exclamation

    I’m coming….I’ve arrived

    Dorset_Knob
    Free Member

    I’ve recently become a P-person, too.

    Didn’t seem to get a t-shirt though.

    donkeydave
    Full Member

    I am P too but no t shirt 😥
    Do you need to be a special P for a t shirt.

    v8ninety
    Full Member

    No Tshirt here either, despite getting an email asking me what size and colour. It’s only been about a month though, so patience is a virtue, as is optimism. 8)

    kayak23
    Full Member

    Yeah I had an email from a nice lady about the t-shirt.

    In the meantime…

    stewartc
    Free Member

    You now have 1 month to purchase the Maserati to retain membership.

    You get T-Shirts now, I prefer the hip flask issued when I went full-in?

    mrsfry
    Free Member

    You need to send your inside leg measurements for the T-shirt.

    bikebouy
    Free Member

    What did you expect? “Welcome, sonny”? “Make yourself at home”? “Marry my daughter”? You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons.

    I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.

    Mackem
    Full Member

    Have you got access to the VIP forum yet?

    wukfit
    Free Member

    I went premier back in January, got an email asking what size and colour T-shirt I wanted but never received anything.

    kayak23
    Full Member

    Just got my t-shirt, and very nice it is too. I look lush in it.
    Thanks Singletrack, guardian of the P

    akira
    Full Member

    Now you can claim back issues of the really good bi monthly bonus magazine.

    user-removed
    Free Member

    I got a Charge Spoon when I Peed myself… Keep meaning to re-Pee.

    mrsfry
    Free Member

    kayak23

    Just got my t-shirt, and very nice it is too. I look lush in it.
    Thanks Singletrack, guardian of the P

    Pics or your just standing infront of your mirror in your pants again

    SaxonRider
    Full Member

    How come you got a t-shirt and I only got some sort of chain lube that someone had sitting in their desk?

    I think I’ll quit and then re-subscribe whenever the incentive seems worth it. I figure if I do it between 9 and 5, I won’t have to give up my parking space.

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