Ah ! The Aztec two step.

Obviously you’ll need to run the extension lead into the bathroom, along with the TV.

milk on a stomach bug.

gonna pay for that later…

are you actually showing other signs of a GI infection e.g fever, abdominal pain, nausea etc

campylobacter infection is self limiting and should go away in 3-5 days.

If you are having lots of soft/runny stools you want to drink excess fluid so you replace what you squirt out 200-300 ml after each bout of squirts should do.

I recommend a load of sweetcorn.

Won’t make you feel any better, but you’ll do an ace impersonation of a chain gun.

poah often self-limiting, but by no means always. I’d say about 75% of them are better by the time we ring with the results – but 25% need some clarithro.

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poah often self-limiting, but by no means always. I’d say about 75% of them are better by the time we ring with the results – but 25% need some clarithro.

I was assuming the OP is not a child, an OAP or someone with an immune deficiency disorder lol

I did also say should go away – at least he is not squirting out both ends. have had that a couple of times 🙁

Well after a nasty night/sleeping from 6.30ish till 6.30 I ‘think’ I’ve bunged up.