the first time I got in proper trouble at primary school it was conker related.
My brother and I used to collect conkers from a majestic old tree in our field, pick the finest and drill them with a hole and thread with string. Used to take them into the school and sell them in a cardboard box during break time: 1p for a conker, 2p with a hole, 3p with a hole and string. I could have been the next Richard Branson you know!
At the end of break any conkers left we’d sling down the playground shouting “Stamps!”*. Used to make a right old mess.
In the following lesson I was called out by the deputy head who presented me with a dustpan and brush and pointed me out to the yard. 😳
The shame.
And that is why I have never felt the need to riot in London.
* if you dont understand this then I pity you 😉