When I go to Germany this week – should I have a folded up £20 note in the back of my passport to bribe the authorities in Munich airport ?

You won’t still have your £20 – you’ll have used it for a coffee and a sandwich in departures

How much use is £20 to a German in Germany?

Definitely.

And do please let us know how you get on.

Spend it at the Thai in departure gate C. The duck is excellent.

Surely it should be Euros you’d be tipping?

Spend it at the Thai in departure gate C.

I read that as ‘Spent it on the Thai in departure gate C’ and was thinking, I don’t recall a brothel last time I was there, but £20 is very good value 😉

Just stay in the uk.

Best to knock up a convincing National Socialist German Workers’ Party membership card to pop in there as well.

Corrupt 3rd world country – UK?

The UK is not a corrupt 3 rd world country here you make £ donations to political parties and offer highly paid sinecures to the individual politicians to control government. In the third world the £ goes straight to the politician. Plus in the third world they make transnational corporations pay for ducking over the population here we give them tax breaks to do it.

don’t mention the war will you…

don’t mention the war

They started it,

Just tell them 2- nil, not football, war.