The time of year when I have to point out that it is entirely unacceptable for men to wear ear muffs. Ever.

Wear a hat or MTFU, but if you are wearing ear muffs, I might just have to murder you to death.

MuffTFU

What about those Tube thing’s are they OK ?

A Buff is acceptable. Snoods are on shaky ground. And besides, snoods are for dogs.

A snood?

edit – too slow 😆

I might just have to kill you to death.

Shouldn’t that be the standard STW nonesense of
Murder you to death ?.

What about when you are out on your estate shooting those pesky peasants?

@ Solo…Ahem. 🙄

Shooting? Well, ear defenders are acceptable, but they are not ear muffs.

What about when you are out on your estate shooting those pesky pheasants

T, FTFY

😉

I saw a couple on Saturday that were wearing matching tube/band thingys and they looked ridiculous. Its not so bad if an individual has one on but as with most things matching ones look daft.

Ear Defenders v Ear Muffs. Same thing, different name 😉

PS I guess I should have put a 😉 after typing peasants….

Answer the Man wig

If they have matching ones, you could ask them, for their spare magazine.