…the Oakley Iridium Black lenses!

A lunchtime wander around the the various Inns (no not pubs!) and green spaces in London this lunchtime yielded a bountiful supply of eye candy 😀

perv

will you also be wearing the “Public masturbator trench coat” to complete the look?

Public masturbator trench coat

Got a link to somewhere that sells them?

Great innit. Makes lunchtimes worth going out for

Wilmslow.

Sex Criminal Fashions – ‘Because the Bad Boy Look is for P……’

The problem with the dark glasses and trench coat is that they no longer appear to sell the large tubes of smarties to finish the ensemble … oh well the beard it is then

Public masturbator trench coat

Perhaps you could ask this guy where he got his?

…he covered his lap with his coat and started having what the Hackney, London-born star of The Apprentice might refer to as a tommy tank.

He was detained by security guards, after staff at the library saw the man toying with his todger.

Pure gold, quality journalism.

Long coat and sunnies? I just passed someone sporting that look. Tall skinny guy, long black leather coat, sunglasses, head slightly bowed. Carrying a back pack that said “Morphius” or something that looked very similar. He was walking along very slowly. Didn’t have the heart to tell him the Matrix was only a film. Wasn’t one of you lot was it?