Mine's sat here playing shit music on her iPhone singing along to it and poking me in the ribs.
Can I kill her?
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Is your Mrs sometimes really **** annoying?
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I don't have one but my mr gets on my wick sometimes
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The Southern Yeti - Member
Mine's sat here playing shit music on her iPhone singing along to it and poking me in the ribs.
Can I kill her?
No, but take your monkey out to slap on her face ...
Or force yourself to do a wet fart ...
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And no you can't kill her, these are the little things that make you love her
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Yes, very, playing draw something and laughing occasionally. Really getting right on my nerves.
Dont get me wrong I love her, but would sometimes gladly lock her in the shed.
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She'd like that. I'm going to drink myself into oblivion.
And then kill her.
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yes you can
its okay really it is
go on
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Mines over there *points*
she's studying...again
we may have argued about it
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Yes she is, but then so am I. Match made in heaven, or do we need a suicide pact?
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Does anyone know where I can get patio slabs at this time of night?
She won't even listen to a whole **** track... just snippits of tinny shitness ringing in my ears.
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Hahaha I do that.
girl thing?
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bare-assed fart to the head/face area is your only suitable retaliation
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Nobody has adequate planning skills these days. You should have nicked a ready mix lorry earlier.
Much too easy to lift a paving slab.
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Nice legend.
Apparently it's not the musical abomination that we just listed to in full... cue another track my Nicky Minaj... I might just go and lock myself in the shed.
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I assume by the way that you wanted slabs for a new path so you can get out of the house and not to conceal a dead body under, which i believe the authorities are not keen on.
Come to think of it i think theft is considered a bit naughty too.
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bare-assed fart to the head/face area is your only suitable retaliation
Wrong! The ole Dutch oven is a very effective method too.Posted 1 year ago # -
The Southern Yeti - Member
Nice legend.
In any war there's going to be casualities I'm afraid
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Of course she is, but I'm almost certainly more annoying more often.
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i'm single and live alone.....sniggers. Oh the memories....
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Sometimes ? No...
ALWAYS !!!! yeah.
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but I'm almost certainly more annoying more often.
Fair point... I was driving her around today whilst wearing a swimming cap.
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Swelper I bet Pam never lets you down.
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Wife comes home and finds Hubby laughing and reading travel brochures.
"What happened?" she says.
"I won the lottery!" he says, "Pack your bags!"
She says: "Great. Where are we going?" And he says........
"What do you mean, we?"
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Wrong! The ole Dutch oven is a very effective method too.
+1
Mine threatened divorce at this (I took it as a promise).
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I go and hide in the garage and listen to R4 - just returned from servicing the MIG Welder - well it has to be done monthly right?
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I won't say what Mrs Ming has done, suffice to say it'll be huffiness at dawn.............
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Tell her you want kinky sex, tie her up and gaffa tape her mouth. Leave her there.
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Mine isn't annoying at all tonite....
She's out
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Mine was annoying enough to want a baby. At her age. I 'humoured' her and now she's six weeks pregnant. Quite looking forward to it now I'm getting used to the idea
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I told my Mrs I was going to spend two grand on a bike the other day.
She gave me a funny look and said "Are you sure that's enough? Sounds a bit cheap, make sure you get something that's good!"
She was totally serious.
Really annoying.
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are-assed fart to the head/face area is your only suitable retaliation
It's those little things that make her love you
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Yes. It's sunny outside. I want to go riding. I fitted her new shifters and reverb post last night. She wants us to do DIY.
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Tell her you want kinky sex, tie her up and gaffa tape her mouth. Leave her there.
I came home the other day and my OH said, "take me upstairs!"
So I took her upstairs.
She said, "tear off all my clothes!"
So I stripped her down.
She said, "tie me to the bed!"
So I got some cord and tied her to the bed.
She said, "do whatever you like!"
So I went to the pub.
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