Mine’s sat here playing shit music on her iPhone singing along to it and poking me in the ribs.

Can I kill her?

I don’t have one but my mr gets on my wick sometimes

The Southern Yeti – Member

Mine’s sat here playing shit music on her iPhone singing along to it and poking me in the ribs.

Can I kill her?

No, but take your monkey out to slap on her face … 😆

Or force yourself to do a wet fart … 😆

And no you can’t kill her, these are the little things that make you love her

Yes, very, playing draw something and laughing occasionally. Really getting right on my nerves.

Dont get me wrong I love her, but would sometimes gladly lock her in the shed.

She’d like that. I’m going to drink myself into oblivion.

And then kill her.

yes you can

its okay really it is

go on

Mines over there *points*

she’s studying…again 🙄

we may have argued about it 😳

Yes she is, but then so am I. Match made in heaven, or do we need a suicide pact?

Does anyone know where I can get patio slabs at this time of night?

She won’t even listen to a whole **** track… just snippits of tinny shitness ringing in my ears.

Hahaha I do that.

girl thing?

bare-assed fart to the head/face area is your only suitable retaliation

Nobody has adequate planning skills these days. You should have nicked a ready mix lorry earlier.

Much too easy to lift a paving slab.

Nice legend.

Apparently it’s not the musical abomination that we just listed to in full… cue another track my Nicky Minaj… I might just go and lock myself in the shed.

I assume by the way that you wanted slabs for a new path so you can get out of the house and not to conceal a dead body under, which i believe the authorities are not keen on.

Come to think of it i think theft is considered a bit naughty too.

bare-assed fart to the head/face area is your only suitable retaliation

Wrong! The ole Dutch oven is a very effective method too.

The Southern Yeti – Member

Nice legend.

In any war there’s going to be casualities I’m afraid

Of course she is, but I’m almost certainly more annoying more often.

i’m single and live alone…..sniggers. Oh the memories….

Sometimes ? No…

ALWAYS !!!! yeah.

but I’m almost certainly more annoying more often.

Fair point… I was driving her around today whilst wearing a swimming cap.

Swelper I bet Pam never lets you down.

Wife comes home and finds Hubby laughing and reading travel brochures.

“What happened?” she says.

“I won the lottery!” he says, “Pack your bags!”

She says: “Great. Where are we going?” And he says……..

“What do you mean, we?”

Wrong! The ole Dutch oven is a very effective method too.

+1

Mine threatened divorce at this (I took it as a promise).

I go and hide in the garage and listen to R4 – just returned from servicing the MIG Welder – well it has to be done monthly right?

I won’t say what Mrs Ming has done, suffice to say it’ll be huffiness at dawn………….

Tell her you want kinky sex, tie her up and gaffa tape her mouth. Leave her there.

Mine isn’t annoying at all tonite….
She’s out 😉

Mine was annoying enough to want a baby. At her age. I ‘humoured’ her and now she’s six weeks pregnant. Quite looking forward to it now I’m getting used to the idea 🙂

I told my Mrs I was going to spend two grand on a bike the other day.

She gave me a funny look and said “Are you sure that’s enough? Sounds a bit cheap, make sure you get something that’s good!”

She was totally serious.

Really annoying. 😉

are-assed fart to the head/face area is your only suitable retaliation

It’s those little things that make her love you

Yes. It’s sunny outside. I want to go riding. I fitted her new shifters and reverb post last night. She wants us to do DIY.

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Tell her you want kinky sex, tie her up and gaffa tape her mouth. Leave her there.

I came home the other day and my OH said, “take me upstairs!”

So I took her upstairs.

She said, “tear off all my clothes!”

So I stripped her down.

She said, “tie me to the bed!”

So I got some cord and tied her to the bed.

She said, “do whatever you like!”

So I went to the pub.

Mine’s sat here playing shit music on her iPhone

Missuseses aside, this is turning into a pet hate of mine. I don’t really mind people playing music, but it’s always some autotuned bobbins playing out of a tinpot little speaker that’d make Joe Bonamasa sound shite. If you’re going to pollute my ears with some dancy guff from a band that sounds like a cat word, at least buy some god damned speakers.

I spent all day yesterday knocking the crap out of our house, covered in dust and sweat.
She didn’t even make me a cup of tea. Cow.

Buy her some better headphones for her birthday. I think you can buy them in the same shop as ironing boards and hoovers these days, so it won’t be any extra hassle.