Shocking

you should write in and rectify the situation

they may put up some resistance though – he was incapacitated for a while

Ninja Edit there – sent up the wire!

yeah, sorry SBH – I made the connection just after sending the first version

Looks like in the end he managed to turn a negative into a positive.

Ooh I do hope so, it’s a good ‘un.

Probably some bright sparks idea of a joke.

is this in the current issue of the BBC magazine?

He nearly got taken out in his (Optimus) prime

Did you check the date? Is it a current story?

Watt?

Ohm my god!

That could have been terminal.

In such a short time that journalist discharged his duties in a positive way. Clearly written on impulse, he spoke about the blackout and current need for positive action to prevent such a live topic from being ignored.

athankyouverymuch.

I have to say, I amp ersonlly very touched by that story, I woke up today feeling negative, but know I can see the positives.

Is this pun intentional?

Potentially.

I’m sure he’ll get over it before cou lomb.

Potentially.

Please stop, it Hertz.

It’s reVOLTing how the comments here, dressed up as humour,, arean effort to discharge any feelings one might have in this topic.

I don’t have any new puns, but the article is irritating, it hardly transformed his life, it nearly killed him, he became a bit of a dick, floundered for a few years and then sorted himself out, meh.

Similar thing happened to me when I didn’t properly isolate the extractor fan in the bathroom before changing it.

I got a 240V belt.
I was grumpy for a bit.
I went and made tea.

I think it is proportional to the size of the shock though.

I got a 240V belt.

I’d be more nervous than grumpy, I think.

I don’t have any new puns, but the article is irritating, it hardly transformed his life, it nearly killed him, he became a bit of a dick, floundered for a few years and then sorted himself out, meh.

Wow njee – you actually read the article

I think that’s a potential difference between you and all the rest of us

it nearly killed him, he became a bit of a dick, floundered for a few years and then sorted himself out, meh.
One might say he went off the rails.

We had a kid at school who had done this – he returned to school after about a year off with his face totally scarred from the burns. The pain hat kid must’ve gone through. Nasty. This was in the 70s/80s and kids are still playing on live rails. Duh.