dolphin sex

until you use it for purposes other than laughing, yes.

it's a damn site funnier than a person in a wheelchair on a football pitch

I just don't get it. Maybe that is the porpoise tho.

wash your hands

I'm not sure I want to get involved in this really…

As far as I'm concerned it's not funny. It has the potential to be erotic, but it isn't in fact because she's frightened and doesn't welcome the dolphin's enthusiasm for nuzzling her genitals. 🙂

Maybe it thought she was concealing a mackeral…

It has the potential to be erotic

😯

BigDummy yesterday:

Congratulations Mr Wright, you have earned a gold star.

[bows]

Seriously, anyone who can envisage no erotic potential whatsoever in a dolphin performing sex acts on a consenting woman is missing out. 🙂

Just for BD:

That second clip…that's not a language is it? She's just got a throat infection…

no surprise BigDummy has something to say rearding the first clip, what with his supressed (is that the right word?) sexual desires….

The second clip is Dutch.

It's not suppressed desire, it's a lively appreciation of the difference between reality and fantasy, and a willingness to experiment quite widely with the latter.

For the record, I don't screw dolphins. 🙂

How about ostriches?
I've been told that should never penetrate a goose, but I don't know if that holds true for bigger birds.

I found both clips quite sad really.

In the first one it was obvious that the young couple hadn't worked out what that bidet in their hotel room was for, before they went out snorkelling. And the second one simply confirms just how stupid yanks can be……..yes mate, it was a urinal.