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  • Is this eBay listing a joke?
  • fr0sty
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    What do you think? Clicky

    allthepies
    Free Member

    No.

    northernmatt
    Full Member

    Cable discs and the words “Switzerland Ultimate Sport” on the wheels? I’ll take 7, one for every day of the week.

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    bikeneil
    Free Member

    It’s got a freewheel!

    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    MOAR AERO!

    scaredypants
    Full Member

    pffft – black (‘n’gold !!!) is faster:

    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    MOAR AERO KICKSTAND!

    dirtyrider
    Free Member

    ^^ 😆

    bob_summers
    Full Member

    Patio looks good. But the uneven bartape would make me violent.

    dirtyrider
    Free Member

    clearly the eBayer moved the brake levers

    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    That is possibly the greatest thing I have seen on the interwebz, DR.

    QR, hoods on the arse end of the drops, thumbies, aero, tri-spoke, kickstand. It’s got it ALL!

    DezB
    Free Member

    Wow!

    53 cm so suited to a Cyclist from 5 feet 6″ to 6 feet 2″ depending on height, of course.

    jameswilliams54
    Free Member

    Liking the white

    Check out the reviews for the red one on Amazon US,

    DezB
    Free Member

    15kg for $760. Surely nobody would..?

    Rorschach
    Free Member

    Elbry should be sponsored by them at the very least!

    bob_summers
    Full Member

    Surely nobody would..

    Somebody already has, if the ebay listing is genuine!

    Love the innovation, bar tape wrapped around the hoods. It’s like someone explained to the factory how to build them over the phone.

    mick_r
    Full Member

    Go to the Amazon reviews and questions! I just spat beer everywhere 🙂

    http://www.amazon.com/VISP-A01-Fashion-Bicycle-Mechanical-Brakes/dp/B00RQNRTUS

    boxelder
    Full Member

    Suspension: Multicoloured

    Needs more red

    Well, according to our feedback and profile, you can see that we just start here on Amazon. I did not why there is so many so called professors never buy and use this bike have such on earth reviews ? It seems that have something new been destroyed by them giving them such beautiful feeling.
    So even they can tell the died one feeling too in the coffin just like witch ?

    I’m won over

    scaredypants
    Full Member

    Oh dear, I’m nearly crying here !

    Are they thumbshifters too ? could be the perfect stw roadieniche

    less grrravel and more tAAAAAaaaarrrrrgggghhhhhmac 😀

    glasgowdan
    Free Member

    Ah, we all know about that pesky brake pad and rotor binding until it beds in!

    Oh the Amazon q&a…
    Q. How fast does this bike go?
    A. Around 50kmh.

    !!!

    martymac
    Full Member

    from the amazon review . .
    If brakes are for losers, than this bike was truly crafted for winners.
    pmsl.
    amazon reviews are brilliant.

    sheeps
    Full Member

    around 50kmh

    Nah, the h is superfluous… Around 50km before it collapses in a heap of junk!

    tthew
    Full Member

    15kg without the paddle and seat according to the Amazon Q&A So amphibious too. Ace!

    plus-one
    Full Member

    I want one 😆

    crashtestmonkey
    Free Member

    I managed to read 3 Amazon reviews before collapsing in tears, so thanks for that, brightened up a foul morning.

    deadkenny
    Free Member

    Cracking read those reviews 😆

    15-16Kg though! 😯

    I thought my Nomad was heavy!

    Travis
    Full Member

    I see these outside Universities, here in China.
    Wait till you see the ones which are fold able as well.
    I’ll go out (when it’s stopped raining) and find one to take a pick.

    shermer75
    Free Member

    Take several, I’m looking forward to that! 🙂

    hugo
    Free Member

    It’s the kickstand that makes it funny!

    squirrelking
    Free Member

    15kg must be wrong, not unless they are encasing industrial waste inside the frame or using solid tubes.

    Put it this way, my DH frame weighs 11lb, even my .243 never even weighed that with an old set of reinforced Marz Z1’s on it.

    therevokid
    Free Member

    laughed so hard I’ve nearly peed myself … pure racing bike … no, stop
    it … please 🙂

    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    Yours for £1220ish.

    Product Information:
    Frame: VS 6.0 T9100 Carbon Fiber
    Frame Size: 17 X 26 inch
    Hand bar: TW Aluminum HRST Straight Hand Bar
    Fork: VS 6.0 Air Lock out Fork
    Headset: T9100 Carbon Fiber
    Spacer: T9100 Carbon Fiber 3X10mm
    Shift Lever: SHIMANO 610 DEORE
    Front Derailleur: SHIMANO 610 DEORE
    Rear Derailleur: SHIMANO 610 DEORE
    Chain wheel: TW-TXO Integrated
    Freewheel: SHIMANO HG62-10 Gears
    Chain: YBN -10
    Brakes: SHIMANO M335 Mineral Oil Hydraulic Brakes
    Rim: 24 H VS 6.0 Double Magnesium Alloy Layer
    Hubs: TW Bearing 24 H
    Tire: USA WTB Professional Tire
    Grips: XRIDE Saddle: TW-T1
    Paddle: LP-B910 Aluminum Alloy Cable
    Housing: JAGWIRE

    So, so bad.

    DiscJockey
    Free Member

    Incredible 😯

    It’s like the result of some sort of freak experiment where someone who’s never seen a bike before was given a Time RXR with red Boras, a cheap 10 speed child’s bike, a few tabs of acid, and told to design a new type of bicycle !!

    Leku
    Free Member

    26″ isn’t dead…

    isitafox
    Free Member

    I can believe the 15kg, I bought a road bike from a friend for £50 to see how I’d get on with drop bars and the like (also ropey cheap thing with those thumb shifters) and the forks alone weighed about 4kg!

    tomhoward
    Full Member

    Another for believing the 15 -16 kgs. We once had a bike come in the shop, looking every bit the super aero wind cheating machine, profiled tubes, Really deep section rims, aero bars and the most slammed position you could imagine.

    Fine if it had been carbon, but it was a hi ten frame with alu forks and wheels. Bet it was nearer 20kg than 15 but it’s own seemed happy with it saying it was much faster than his last one (I dread to think).

    toppers3933
    Free Member

    The heaviest bike we’ve had in the workshop required 2 people to lift it in the stand. One person couldn’t lift it and clamp it in the stand at the same time. Some full sus BSO. Unbelievable.

    ghostlymachine
    Free Member

    Getting dangerously close to the lifting at work regulations?

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