For me it’s peroni gran riserva beer and jack links beef jerky……..and to top it off ..gladiator is about to start on the telly

Lying on the sun lounger with a beer a book and a Pistachio Magnum.
Or…..Pot Noodle and a ….

You do that into your pot noodle?? 😯

(Actual conversation) from many years ago

She: ‘Can I fetch you a beer?’

Me: ‘Only if you give me a bl__(KLAXXON)’

She: (now slightly confused but not to be put off stride)- ‘ok!’

Me:

Like the knock-knock joke that begins:

“say ‘knock-knock’…”

Simple, stupid. yet often effective far beyond my its humble intellect. *wink*.

Sitting in any chair or anywhere in the garden (If the weather is fine.) with one of the sprogs on my lap.

@ malvernrider.

It’s a trap!!!

The kids are in another room,the kids are in bed,the kids are at a friends house,the kids are having a sleep over at a friends house,the kids are at school and a beer.

Not having kids. (-:

Watching sci-fi with the house to myself, roaring fire, splitting a bag of crisps with the dog, pishing it down outside and my fridge is stocked with beer = happy camper. This happens maybe twice a year when the stars align.

Going back to bed in the afternoon.

Alone, snow dump, night time, electric/internet/television down, wood burner on, coffee, chocolate, candle light, thought-provoking literature. This also happens maybe twice a year when the stars align!

Coffee and Tour de France on the telly!

Knocking one out. (not to the tour obviously…)