….. being described as a National Treasure ?

International Treasure?

Global Treasure?

Galactic Treasure?

Universal Treasure?

Sliding scale innit!

Depends on the nation…..

I prefer Supreme Commander, Terran Federation.

big hitter?

Dear Leader?

Man amongst children?

Man amongst men?

God amongst small west African tribes?

God amongst men?

I was told I looked ‘fabulous’ by my sister-in-law recently then she went on to say she wished her hubby was as toned as me.

I still wonder if this was a subtle hit 😯

I prefer to be known as a gifted and generous lover.
8)

“You look unwell. Do you need to put on weight?”

Always a good sign I’m in racing shape.

I was told I looked ‘fabulous’ by my sister-in-law recently then she went on to say she wished her hubby was as toned as me.

I still wonder if this was a subtle hit

Deffo! You should kiss her spontaneously at a family gathering.

Let us know how it goes.

“You look unwell. Have you thought about an AIDs test?”

from a colleague’s partner, who was a GP…

To be fair, I was quite ill at the time.

“My God!! Is that normal?!”.

“My God!! Is that normal?!”.

Followed up by

“I didn’t realise they could be that small”

Billionaire

“I’ve seen worse”

That’ll do for me.

“S’alright, I s’pose”.

Deffo! You should kiss her spontaneously at a family gathering.

No thank you 😯

A gag reflex.

‘id eat chips out her knickers’ seems like a good compliment.

apparently something a famous jockey said when knew he had found the “one” years ago during an interview

– i was young but i remember my parents both rolling around the floor laughing