crap!!!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-30491659

http://www.magicaljourney.co.uk/home/

happened last year and the year before ,had a few friends posting on Facebook on how they were looking forward to the experience!! obviously my comments fell on death ears! 🙄

This was just down the road from me.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-west-wales-30448765

Some reported seeing elves smoking

Remember kids. Smoking is not good for your elf.

Caveat Emptor.

I’m amazed that people think this shit will be any good at all. I mean really… get a grip.

I think some people think that any old shitty tie-in will be great for the kids, and there are plenty of unscrupulous entrepreneurs willing to take advantage of that. Kids have standards.. ‘for kids’ isn’t a synonym for ‘shit’.

The UK seems to lead the charge in Europe for trying to create some children’s utopian whimsical experience for money type christmas. Certainly in Germany while christmas is BIG, it just seems a much more balanced time for everyone.

Some reported seeing elves smoking

There not real you know just people dressed up, christ have they never watched ‘Bad Santa’

Remember kids. Smoking is not good for your elf.

Stunts your growth…etc etc

It’s alright, they can fix that with- wait for it- elf raising flour

Get it? Because it’s like self, only if you take the s off you get elf. See? So they won’t need to add yeast