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Is the C word the most offensive word
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Posted 1 year ago #
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I don't think it's from Norse, as their word is totally different. 'Fitte', as far as I've bin told.
"Kunta" actually chap from the old norse which became kunte in danish
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Yeah; scared to admit that us lot down ear can do anything better than youse lot.
I reckon you Southerners may be better t using that word than we others. But given the high density of ****s don there, you have more opportunity to practise
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(Self-combusts, then Explodes)
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"Kunta" actually chap from the old norse which became kunte in danish
Fair enough, you could be right there. I do know the modern Norwegian word is different though.
Norwegian Wood is different to Amazonian Wood.
FACT.
Jackie is juuust speeding away....
Posted 1 year ago # -
which became kunte in danish
So the Danes named one of their kings after their word for female genitalia ?
Well I learn something everyday on here.
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Actually, has anyone ever had anyone watch them poop? As an adult, mind.
A mate did, on returning from holiday in India. He'd ingested a fair quantity of finest hashish, wrapped in condoms, and UK Customs ossifers thought he looked well dodgy (a fair assumption to be honest), so took him into custody. Then when he wanted to 'go', they made him do it in a bowl, so's they could inspect the contents. Two Customs blokes watched him intently (to prevent him re-ingesting passed contrabaynd
), and he said it took him a while... Apparently, they're only legally allowed to hold a person for one defecation cycle, so let him go. Fortunately, he was that bunged up, that none of the precious was passed, so he got away free as a bird. Which was a bit of a bonus really.
T'was some of the finest hash I have ever smoked. The phrase 'good shit' was never truer....
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(Self-combusts, then Explodes)
Do I win!??
Posted 1 year ago # -
Is this a good time to mention that your username has always made think of the word "Cunnilingus" CharlieMungus ?
Posted 1 year ago # -
He doesn't like it if you call him CharlesMungus, I've discovered.
Dunno why not. Seems a bit precious if you ask me.
Ooh I right fancy some chocolate I do.
(Scuttles off to look in fridge)
Posted 1 year ago # -
Darkness imprisoning me
All that I see
Absolute horror
I cannot live
I cannot die
Trapped in myself
Body my holding cellPosted 1 year ago # -
You are the One, Elfin.
(Can I call you Fred? Everyone else seems to)
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If you must.
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Elfin: I could spend ages slagging you off and calling you all kinds of c***ty names under the sun. But I've got to go to work boredom. You CWORD! what's with the metallica?
your post is fekin class mate lols!
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Am I still the only username worthy of being used as a term of abuse worse than the c and mf words? I don't know whether to laugh or laugh a bit more. Good old lodders, champion of the downtrodden....
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that is called attention seeking iDave
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I'd rather be called a **** than a Piers Morgan
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I like how the word **** has entered our (my) language. As if one can be in the act of ****.
E.g. Dropping a freshly made sandwich..."Jesus **** Christ!"
The absurdity takes the offensive edge off.
Or to call someone a **** little bastard. It's like the double negative of swearing.
I'll **** off now
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Ah, auto censor. It should read c-word+ing. As in Good Will Hunting.
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He doesn't like it if you call him CharlesMungus, I've discovered
You discovered? Like Columbus discovered America maybe!
Posted 1 year ago # -
Since when has the vocal appreciation of the opposite sex been illegal?
....so surely girl having a middle aged bloke talking to her for 5 mins would have been "better"?
Posted 8 months ago # -
They've just called last orders at my local too hora
So there's this girl I met again today who I really like. Last time I met her was about 2 months ago, previously about a year. Because of her job it will be unlikely that our paths will cross again in the near future. She doesn't seem completely repulsed by me, but because I'm shy and bashful, I failed to say it would be great to meet you again.
I could probably find her email address, and email her, that it would be great to meet up next time she's about, but would that appear weird and desperate (I am slightly weird and desperate if this helps), or should I play it cool and wait another year, and hope that I've grown some in the mean time?
With all your flash grenade experience I'm hoping you can advise.Posted 8 months ago # -
Northerners swearing and especially using the c-word sound too soft.
The accents take away the harshness that is needed for swearing to be effective.To my ears they make the c-word become like the f-word alternative as used in Father Ted and it loses its power.
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Posted 8 months ago #
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You must know some funny Northerners. It sounds like "can't" in Southern to me.
Posted 8 months ago # -
WTF did you revive this Hora ?
(and does your vocal appreciation involve the word "c***" ?
Posted 8 months ago # -
You must know some funny Northerners. It sounds like "can't" in Southern to me.
That's only if it's said by a Northerner doing a bad Dick Van Dyke cockerney accent!
Posted 8 months ago # -
Meecrob
Posted 8 months ago # -
Cougar - Member
You must know some funny Northerners. It sounds like "can't" in Southern to me.
You're saying it wrong dude, it should sound like 'Kent' as in 'Bench of Kents'
Not cool to rhyme with hunt.
Posted 8 months ago # -
Offensive to whom? In general or to say to an individual? Personal comments are far more offensive I find.
Calling a woman 'fat' or 'ugly' will offend more than the 'C' word. Add two or more of these words together though and you will really sicken them!
Posted 8 months ago # -
It's all about context, surely?
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