Ride past a couple in a car who are engaged in an "intimate" act 1/4 of a mile in the forest from the main road
Then find the green fc gate open and lock it behind me?
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is it wrong to.....
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Posted 7 months ago #
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Yes, why did you do that?
Posted 7 months ago # -
Yep. A bit of green eyed monster maybe??
Posted 7 months ago # -
nothing wrong with that at all, very funny though!
Posted 7 months ago # -
funny if you're 12 maybe. otherwise just a bit feeble.
Posted 7 months ago # -
My brother in law and I once got locked in Craigvinean forest after a late summer evening session on the trails there.
We managed to get out by building a bridge over a ditch with disused railway sleepers which we 'borrowed' from the fc wood yard.
Not sure what was funnier, the balancing act over the bridge or driving through the forest with the two back doors wide open as the sleepers were far too long for the back seat.Back on topic, don't think the horny couple will get out as easily and he will be on a ban.
Posted 7 months ago # -
Ethically dubious I'd say.
Was there a key? Did you throw it away, or can the loved-up duo just unlock it again?
Posted 7 months ago # -
nope still funny.
Posted 7 months ago # -
Bear - Member
nope still funny.
If there's anything that finds humans trapped in the woods at night funny it's a bear.
Posted 7 months ago # -
They won't be half as pissed off as the timber wagon driver that turns up early tomorrow and can't get in.
Posted 7 months ago # -
Maybe the couple in the van had the key to open the gate ?
Posted 7 months ago # -
not funny at all. Why inconvenience them for your amusement?
Posted 7 months ago # -
Not funny in any way that I can see.
Posted 7 months ago # -
Greeble = feeble. Live and let shag no?
Posted 7 months ago # -
I'm not laughing at this, nor have I been able to think of anything inappropriate to say on Sue's thread.
I think I'm broken. Actually, this just isn't funny. Plus I don't think it happened.
Posted 7 months ago # -
A random act of low grade evil just for your amusement and no other reason
Well done you......
Posted 7 months ago # -
Not funny
Might lead to a secret relationship being blown, or a delay in meeting or visiting someone etc etc
Posted 7 months ago # -
Not funny. But maybe i don't get it. Can you explain the funny bit?
Posted 7 months ago # -
So you've past a couple having a bit of rumpy pumpy in a forest 1/4 a mile from the road,
the gate that they have driven through has been left open,
and you decide locking them in is some how funny.
Half of me thinks your an idiot, the other half is pi55ing itself, so im on the fence on this one.
Posted 7 months ago # -
Rejoice not when thine enemy falleth, and let not thine heart be glad when he stumbleth (Proverbs 24:17)
Posted 7 months ago # -
Pathetic.
Posted 7 months ago # -
Not funny if it was me being locked in thats for sure.
Posted 7 months ago # -
It is not, however, wrong to pallet-wrap Hora's motor.
http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/what-to-do-if-you-find-horas-car-unattended
But that's different.
Posted 7 months ago # -
Why lock them in? selfish git.
Posted 7 months ago # -
What would they have had to do to get out?
Posted 7 months ago # -
****!
APF
Posted 7 months ago # -
*awaits the Edinburgh defence*
Posted 7 months ago # -
They might have some explaining to do to their partners as to why they were out for so long.
Whether it was extra marital or just feeling horny, I would be extremely pissed off if some knobber had done that to me. Not funny.
Posted 7 months ago # -
I felt very pissed off! it was dark and the headlights caught the sight of the closed green fc gate as we turned the corner. panic set in. I ran to the gate to confirm my fears that yes the gate was locked! with no way around the gate both sides deep in tree's. drove around the forest about 45mins finding a few dead ends. we did find our way out eventually with the help of google maps and forestry security guarding logging equipment but not before getting a massive bollocking and threating to call the police.
wont be doing that again in the hurry.
didn't catch who it was but it was a bunch of 3 guys on a night ride.Posted 7 months ago # -
were you pedalling backwards when you rode past the couple too?
Posted 7 months ago # -
he's from Edinburgh you know...
Posted 7 months ago # -
So was it you getting jiggy and not locking the gate? confused now
Posted 7 months ago # -
weird
Posted 7 months ago # -
More reverse gears than an Italian tank.
Posted 7 months ago # -
Then find the green fc gate open and lock it behind me?
very strange. You locked the gate, then went back to finish the job?
Had you been watching Fight Club?Posted 7 months ago #
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