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  • is it wrong to…..
  • greeble
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    Ride past a couple in a car who are engaged in an “intimate” act 1/4 of a mile in the forest from the main road
    Then find the green fc gate open and lock it behind me?

    stuartlangwilson
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    Yes, why did you do that?

    carlos
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    Yep. A bit of green eyed monster maybe??

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    Bear
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    nothing wrong with that at all, very funny though!

    iDave
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    funny if you’re 12 maybe. otherwise just a bit feeble.

    kevj
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    My brother in law and I once got locked in Craigvinean forest after a late summer evening session on the trails there.
    We managed to get out by building a bridge over a ditch with disused railway sleepers which we ‘borrowed’ from the fc wood yard.
    Not sure what was funnier, the balancing act over the bridge or driving through the forest with the two back doors wide open as the sleepers were far too long for the back seat.

    Back on topic, don’t think the horny couple will get out as easily and he will be on a ban.

    camo16
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    Ethically dubious I’d say.

    Was there a key? Did you throw it away, or can the loved-up duo just unlock it again?

    Bear
    Free Member

    nope still funny.

    camo16
    Free Member

    Bear – Member

    nope still funny.

    If there’s anything that finds humans trapped in the woods at night funny it’s a bear. 🙂

    timber
    Full Member

    They won’t be half as pissed off as the timber wagon driver that turns up early tomorrow and can’t get in.

    wildheart
    Free Member

    Maybe the couple in the van had the key to open the gate ?

    TandemJeremy
    Free Member

    not funny at all. Why inconvenience them for your amusement?

    Junkyard
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    Not funny in any way that I can see.

    derek_starship
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    Greeble = feeble. Live and let shag no?

    TheSouthernYeti
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    I’m not laughing at this, nor have I been able to think of anything inappropriate to say on Sue’s thread.

    I think I’m broken. Actually, this just isn’t funny. Plus I don’t think it happened.

    khani
    Free Member

    A random act of low grade evil just for your amusement and no other reason
    Well done you…… 😕

    Stoatsbrother
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    Not funny 🙁

    Might lead to a secret relationship being blown, or a delay in meeting or visiting someone etc etc

    CharlieMungus
    Free Member

    Not funny. But maybe i don’t get it. Can you explain the funny bit?

    Merchant-Banker
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    So you’ve past a couple having a bit of rumpy pumpy in a forest 1/4 a mile from the road,

    the gate that they have driven through has been left open,

    and you decide locking them in is some how funny.

    Half of me thinks your an idiot, the other half is pi55ing itself, so im on the fence on this one.

    RobHilton
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    Rejoice not when thine enemy falleth, and let not thine heart be glad when he stumbleth (Proverbs 24:17)

    Markie
    Free Member

    Pathetic.

    stevewhyte
    Free Member

    Not funny if it was me being locked in thats for sure.

    Elfinsafety
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    It is not, however, wrong to pallet-wrap Hora’s motor.

    http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/what-to-do-if-you-find-horas-car-unattended

    But that’s different.

    bikebouy
    Free Member

    Why lock them in? selfish git.

    CharlieMungus
    Free Member

    What would they have had to do to get out?

    alexpalacefan
    Full Member

    ****!

    APF

    iDave
    Free Member

    *awaits the Edinburgh defence*

    MulletusMaximus
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    They might have some explaining to do to their partners as to why they were out for so long.

    Whether it was extra marital or just feeling horny, I would be extremely pissed off if some knobber had done that to me. Not funny.

    greeble
    Free Member

    I felt very pissed off! it was dark and the headlights caught the sight of the closed green fc gate as we turned the corner. panic set in. I ran to the gate to confirm my fears that yes the gate was locked! with no way around the gate both sides deep in tree’s. drove around the forest about 45mins finding a few dead ends. we did find our way out eventually with the help of google maps and forestry security guarding logging equipment but not before getting a massive bollocking and threating to call the police.
    wont be doing that again in the hurry.
    didn’t catch who it was but it was a bunch of 3 guys on a night ride.

    Pook
    Full Member

    were you pedalling backwards when you rode past the couple too?

    iDave
    Free Member

    he’s from Edinburgh you know…

    MulletusMaximus
    Free Member

    So was it you getting jiggy and not locking the gate? confused now

    emsz
    Free Member

    weird 😯

    allthepies
    Free Member

    More reverse gears than an Italian tank.

    CharlieMungus
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    Then find the green fc gate open and lock it behind me?

    very strange. You locked the gate, then went back to finish the job?
    Had you been watching Fight Club?

    Lawmanmx
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    just hope Karma comes around to bite you one day for it 🙂 ha ha ha ha

    TheSouthernYeti
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    Now it really would be funny if Greeble infact does have a Mrs, who he wasn’t doing the dirty on, but who does know his forum name, reads this and then gives him hell for cheating on her.

    bedmaker
    Full Member

    Myself and some mates once bumped a hillwalkers old skoda into the ditch so when he arrived back at it he/they would be stranded for a laugh.
    I was 18 and basically a total arsehole.

    You must be a teenager yes?

    camo16
    Free Member

    Greeble… pics or it didn’t happen!

    Not that I’m suspicious, mind. 😉

    cullen-bay
    Free Member

    Love it! keep up the good work! 😀

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