My bloody telepathy seems to have been playing up all morning. Apparently the messages have been sent, but I’ve not received them. If this carries on then people are going to have to resort to actual written or verbal communication to let me know what it is they actually want. Can you imagine?

Anyone else having issues with theirs today?

My precognition must be playing up a bit. I didn’t know you were going to say that.

I had a premonition yesterday that I’d have deja-vu today.

??

I’ll tweet you. 😀

Nope, seems my invisibility is spot on today. Humph!

who said that?

Nope my superpower is at full strength today *wafts hand near rear end*

Don’t give me that line Binners, you know damn well what you were supposed to have done 👿

I want to know what binners is s’posed to have done to Rubber_Buccaneer

My supernatural powers of procrastination are at full strength

I’m still ridding the Earth of beer, one point at a time…

No, my Power of Grump is fully charged, I visited the Stone of Misery last night…apparently. I used it to devastating effect during lunch with the other half today 😕

I opened the thread expecting someone to be complaining about getting bombed by the Russians.

Superpowers?

I’m Batman.

My superpower seems to be buying socks from Aldi, the world may be doomed.

Nope, my awesome ability to pick the wrong queue in the supermarket is still spot on.

My amazing ability to wake up at least once a day seems to be on hold.

Better luck tomorrow.