I sincerely hope that the folk at Rockshox are reading this…
My pet peeve at the moment is “Murdered Out”. I hate this term. Hate it, hate it, hate it to the point where it’s making me seriously question whether or not I want to buy anything made by SRAM again. It annoys me that much.
Also, I’d like anyone who uses the following terms to be taken outside and shot:
“Massive pivot bearings” – Define “massive”? The bearings on the propshaft of the USS Nimitz can justifiably be labelled “massive”. The bearings on a Specialized Stumpjumper cannot.
“Colorway” (sic) – No. It’s colour scheme or livery if you wish. Again, usage of the term “colorway” in your marketing literature is likely to have me researching your competitors’ products in next to no time.
Oh and while I’m at it, I’d prefer not to see the word “succulent” used to describe suspension. It sets off my wankiness detector every time.