Ok, managed to get myself arrested yesterday 😳
Been having on-going issues with some local scrotes from the council estate around the back of my house. Sunday night we were round at our next door neighbours and the conversation got onto the continuing damage being done to our properties by the above kids. Fences pulled down, garage/shed roofs being damaged, garden trespasses and plant damage etc.
Was sat in the garden yesterday when i heard next door shouting at the kids that they were damaging property again – to no avail i might add.
Went into the shed and could hear wood being broken from the other side.
Completely lost my temper, ran though the house and picked up an axe i use for my medieval re-enactments (you can see where this is going can’t you?).
Ran around the back of the house and gave the little sods the fright of their lives, not nippers either, mid-teens at least.
Anyway, their families are all out in the street drinking so the inevitable happened, face-off, yelling etc. Walked away rather than get into a fight, seeing as i was carrying an offensive weapon it could have got bad really quickly.
Next thing the police are at my door inviting me to take a trip to the area divisional HQ.
Spent a couple of hrs at the nick, explained what had happened etc, got a caution from an un-named officer of the nick.
His exact words to me?
“It’s a ******* disgrace, you should never have been arrested, a ******* disgrace, i would have hit them – but i didn’t say that!”
He made a point about the local scrotes doing what they feel like but coming over all whiter-than-white when it suits them.
Got a lift home by the same lads who picked me up, interesting to see how it all really works but i’m not desperate for another trip there.
Bloody stupid thing to do, ‘owning with bombers’ is REALLY not a good idea.
Right, off for a 100 mile road ride, let the flaming commence…