So if we are intelligently designed, why are our kids born doubly incontinent for three flippin years, eh?

why are our kids born doubly incontinent for three flippin years

so you don’t feel quilty get them to wipe your arse for the 10 years you’re doubly incontinent at the end of your life?

because we walk on two legs.

Good point wwaswas, I like your thinking. Doesn’t work though does it?

well, if you were to extrapolate, why do we have to excrete at all?

Because theres no such thing?

Darwinist.

Probably a better outcome than trying to contain three years build up of shit internally ,I wouldn’t want to be around when the seal burst on that .intermittent release is fine in my book

Because child birth at 9 months for our size of brain is bad enough.

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Because child birth at 9 months for our size of brain is bad enough.

exactly. see my post above.

If I were designing a baby, it’d be able to walk on its own; be obedient; and be able to talk and tell you when it wanted to go to the toilet.

Because child birth at 9 months for our size of brain is bad enough.

Is about it really – I saw a programme recently that explained it really well so I will make my useless attempt at summarising…

Evolution has made our brains bigger so the mother has to give birth long before the child has developed well enough to function independently.

Yes, I know this MF. Hence the quip about intelligent design. But really it was a moan about having to change nappies. I wish the big one would get on with potty training already.

3 Years????

I blame poor parenting

Thought we was the progression of Nature not designed on a drawing board.

Masties: yes, it was the Dr Alice Roberts one about evolution. That’s me busted then… 😳

Mistakes everywhere! Whoever created this “intelligent” designer needs shooting, they clearly didn’t do a very good job. ditto with the person above them etc.

Who said the baby was intelligently designed for ease of parenting? It may just be another means of suppression by the designer and its all a horrible conspiracy 😳