So went to the doctors today to allow him to examine my second butt. His initial reaction was "Wow, I've never seen one that big before" (I know I'm opening this up for plenty of abuse).
Essentially I landed squarely on my butt on the spine of a ramp, he reckons breaking the vein near my coccyx. As a result I have about a pint of fluid added onto my left butt cheek, it's bloody uncomfortable (we are talking 10 days into it now) and he advised that if drained it would likely just re-fill. So the planned action is just wait and see if it goes down in 4-6 weeks.
Anyone have any "internet professional" second opinions? Or approaches to helping a massive swelling subside?