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  • Injury sweepstake
  • WorldClassAccident
    Free Member

    10am : The consultant said my leg was sufficiently fused to allow gentle cycling, swimming and walking.

    11am : Leave the bike shop with a brand new bike

    4:30pm : Probably the earliest I can sneak out of work

    Who wants to guess how long before I get my next cycling injury?

    [url=https://flic.kr/p/DN8jtX]20160218_102358[/url] by WCA!, on Flickr

    Rubber_Buccaneer
    Full Member

    Electric bike? I’m guessing this is a bluff, you hopped on to ride the new bike around to the shed, were surprised by the raw power and crashed into the door 🙂

    ton
    Full Member

    a ebike for a purpose. enjoy it mate.

    imnotverygood
    Full Member

    I’m just surprised you didn’t injure yourself putting it into the car. So far so good.

    molgrips
    Free Member

    I wonder how good the brakes aaaAAARGH!

    Northwind
    Full Member

    I like the way you work. It took me 45 minutes to get home after the consultant said I was OK to weight bear on my busted hip and after about 45 minutes and 30 seconds I was on the motorbike for the first time in 6 months. Enjoy it!

    warns74
    Free Member

    Faulty wiring leads to electrocution at the first puddle?!

    blader1611
    Free Member

    How come that brand new bike has dirty wheels? Did you have a spin before the photo was taken?

    ghostlymachine
    Free Member

    You’ll drop it wheeling it out of the shed and break your other leg.

    40mpg
    Full Member

    38 mins after purchase: electrocution from home-made charging point.

    PS have a look here if you get stuck out and about:

    Charging points

    ( 😉 )

    perchypanther
    Free Member

    Industrial injury 3:47 pm.

    Do i win five pounds?

    WorldClassAccident
    Free Member

    🙁

    Just fitted a new wall anchor and managed to cut a small notch out of my finder with the hammer drill.

    [url=https://flic.kr/p/EwTfwS]20160301_145850[/url] by WCA!, on Flickr

    To small and not cycle related so the sweepstake is still on

    Sandwich
    Full Member

    28 Minutes after mounting the bike in anger.

    perchypanther
    Free Member

    Shirley, I get some bonus points for correctly predicting your industrial injury to within an hour.

    teamslug
    Free Member

    Lifts e bike onto wall hanger and gives himself a hernia. Bike slowly slips off hanger and decapitates him as he lays on garage floor….sorry 😯

    nedrapier
    Full Member

    I like what they’ve done with the graphics. Interrupting the silhouette hides the bulk of the battery.

    Not saying that it isn’t nasty, just that it’s effective!

    hammyuk
    Free Member

    Just leave the table saw unplugged and shrouded!!

    martinhutch
    Full Member

    I reckon the injury will involve riding into a real stake.

    hammyuk
    Free Member

    Rump or Sirloin?

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