What about that song that goes ‘I miss you, like the deserts miss the rain’ Do deserts miss rain? surely if they got rain they wouldn’t be deserts.
If they had a lot of rain, they probably wouldn’t be deserts.
The song is about an intense friendship or love affair that ended some time ago but is still fondly recalled despite the passage of time. Rain in the desert is relatively unusual but often intense and produces a significant change in the appearance/smell/feeling of the flora and fauna that around to experience it. The simile is apposite.
It still sounds clunky, though.
As an aside, if there was ever a band that tried harder to shun success than EBTG, I’m not sure I’ve heard of them. They alienated their original fan base by getting into electronica and adopting D&B sounds, and they alienated their new-found audience by waiting ages before the next release, didn’t bother updating their website, having a dispute with their old label which led to them slagging off their own greatest hits releases and eventually just not bothering to tell anyone they’d probably split up. And for that I quite respect them…