I knew this was about perving at pretty young things, before I even opened the thread! 😀
Youse lot need to hide behind dark sunglasses, because if you got caught blatantly eyeing the lasses up, you’d get called dirty old men (and rightly so), and probbly spat on. Which would be more than you deserve.
if you’re to stand any chance of actually getting anywhere, you’d need to make eye contact. All the lasses know you’re letching, and some even welcome it, but don’t think you’re being all sly and clever, because you’re not.
Now, where are those Emerald Iridiums of mine…..