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TJ

Plastic rugby fans – they’re a joke.

😆

Said the Bristolian masquerading as an Irishman…….

😉

Gert lush, loike.

Proper job! 🙂

Proper job!

Oh…you might laugh, but not far from me… 😆

Police have just confirmed that mistaken identity was the problem in the shooting of John Charles de Menez.
They were after his troublesome little brother Dennis.

Michael Stipe confirms sex tape filmed at morgue is genuine. When asked to comment he replied:

“That’s me in the coroner.”

a pathology joke!, i’m gonna use that at work, cheers Jamie

a joke – best one i’ve seen lately was the Arsenal back 4 against United ;o)

I was interested to read recently that education cutbacks are going to affect evening classes. apparently they plan to amalgamate two subjects into one and teach them consecutively. My Latin Dance class is to be taught along with Basic Arithmatic.

The new class is called Divide and Conga.

An Irish hit squad has been sent to Libya to take Gaddafi out. So far he’s been to the cinema twice and tomorrow they’re taking him bowling

IGMC

Did you hear about the two gay ghosts?

They put the willies up each other.

Wife says ” you only want sex when you’re drunk” “that’s not true” says Husband “I sometimes want a kebab”