Some how I appear to have contracted “manflu turbo extreme”, my temp is 39 and I’m sat in front of a fan in my pants… Any suggestions as to keep from dying?

Why do you have a fan in your pants? Are you not scared your cock gets caught in it?

Bowl full of cold water and ice put your hands and wrists in it, if you can find another one then get one for your feet too.

paracetamol ? good for reducing temps i understand

Calpol. Works quicker than paracetamol in pill form apparently.

I contracted the same strain on Saturday. I’ve felt like crap since and still do. The heat down here in the South East is not helping at all either