I once bought a pheromone wipe that guaranteed that I would be irresistible to women. The packet had the number for a gentlemen's erotic noises for use as an accompaniment to self-pleasuring service on the back, in case it didn't work. Which it didn't.
I'm off to the bike shop, guess what I'm going to buy
right, i'll let you know next time i'm in the area and i'll be sure to stop by and pick it up.
Good. Choose from:
#1 a guided tour of Cardiff trails
#2 a free cucumber session in the local dogging carpark
#3 a lucky dip in my bike spares bin
PS the wife's ok now.
Get back to work then!
i think i'll select option #1. though i'm not sure when. i'll let you know. just for my info, is there an expiry date by which the prize has to be claimed?
and good news about the wife's recovery.
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