Prize for the closest guess. I am buying one item under £20

Rim tape 👿

Pump

Under £20, a chain?

A Rapha tweed softshell.

Oh, sorry, I thought you said under £200….

a bike

rim cement

I love the way that we manage to get ‘rim’ and ‘pump’ into the first two responses to this question.

new grips ?????????

brake pads

cables?

Oh no how long is this suspense going to last!?

The mag. Subs copy not arrived?
😉

bottle cage and bottle!

i can’t think of a single thing on my bike that was less than £20…

grips?

Summer jersey or summer gloves or summer tyre

A bell

Rear light

Park Tool

Neoprene chainstay guard

Carbon patches

Cleaning brush set

Muc-off

spokey-dokeys?

one of those twisty hand grips that makes it sound like your reving a motorbike?

GT85?

what the prize??????? 😆

Park Tool

Nice that someone gives you instructions too

fork/shock oil

It’s blue, and it’s made by Easton.

seat post clamp

A Halford’s own-brand full suss?

Minty arse lard?

quick release anodised bolt!?

Bar tape.

Flatboy was closest… he wins the prize.

Call 0898 505050 to find out what it is.

I’m off home to look after my poorly wife.

wow, i won a prize! i think you’ve mistyped your phone number, though, unless i have to engage in hot singles chat before you tell me what i’ve won?

Ok then, come down to Cardiff for a ride and I’ll give you a prize.

I’m off home to look after my poorly wife.

So your wife’s poorly and all you can think of is lavishing money on a plaything?!

How do you get away with it??

I once bought a pheromone wipe that guaranteed that I would be irresistible to women. The packet had the number for a gentlemen’s erotic noises for use as an accompaniment to self-pleasuring service on the back, in case it didn’t work. Which it didn’t.

right, i’ll let you know next time i’m in the area and i’ll be sure to stop by and pick it up. 😀

Good. Choose from:

#1 a guided tour of Cardiff trails
#2 a free cucumber session in the local dogging carpark
#3 a lucky dip in my bike spares bin

PS the wife’s ok now.

Get back to work then!