I mean I know I'm daft and all but there must be someone dafter?

You're perfectly safe. Hora's still here. God help you if anything ever happens to him though…

no. but you're closing in on the vainest* with a post like that… 😉

* Position currently held by Houns Esq.

Not so much vain as attention seeking was my thought, I'm afraid…

I dunno molgrips, have you been here long?

Oh yea, ur the noob with all the ME ME ME threads aren't you 😉

… Pulls up a chair. Mug of Yorkshire's finest. Chocolate Hobnobs…

Well you show a modicum of self awareness suggesting you're not a complete imbecile….. but then you start this thread?

hmmmm

I'm not one of the huge herd of total cretins on STW's village idiot, am I?

pick up a cap, does it fit?

😉

Lol 🙂

I admit it's a bit solipsistic, but who cares, I'm bored 🙂

Here is a funny picture:

missed a trick there-should you not have started a new thread for that picture?

Plenty more where that came from:

Not so much vain as attention seeking

We've got a whole great big bargain bucket-load of them around here!

I'd hardly call STW a village

I'd hardly call STW a village

Damn, I've always wanted to be one of the village people.

I'd hardly call STW a village

it's a community for very special people…

it's a community for very special people…

I concur, people who's cradle has been rock too close to the wall…

lol @ clubber. That was my first thought when i saw the thread title 😆

Nah Molgrips, you're not the village idiot, but you're famous now as a champion bog blocker.

I don't know anyone else whose bog blocking has created foetid bubbles hours after the event.

🙂

(Ask your missus if you're wondering how we all know this)

Has anyone other than Shibboleth suggested you are the village idiot?

Obviously, if other people have told you you are then that's a worry, but if it's just him then I'd relax. 🙂

It's a Local forum for Local people.

Oi 😡

how ever much did you pay for that haircut Houns? its beautiful!