thats it nothing to see here move along now

don't punish yourself like this – you ARE; it's nothing to be ashamed of

Ignore him mike, you should be ashamed, it's against God, against nature, and you will burn in hell. Bless…

c'mon Barnsley, you know you want to

How do you know I already havent? I can stand the pain, it's the guilt I cant handle! 😯

not even just a little bit?

Sod it, if you won't, I will

you too, Clarey ?

i might be

I knew we'd turn you eventually…

if you're not, you really ought to be…

didn't say I had, just teasing. Not entirely sure what I'm not doing really but will endevour to keep it up or down whichever is most appropriate

You know mike, that's exactly how I started. Just remember, the road to hell is paved with good intentions. That, and dry bummings of course…

Now you're just talking dirty. It's not the guilt that's the problem, it's not being able to admit to it in polite company. I'm not ashamed, really.

what's dry bumming got to do with being a racist ?

Well (cough) I was just joking, of course I knew that's what you meant (cough). I'll get my coat now, if that's alright…

It's the rubber suit with the swarfega and ball bearings that…whoops! 😳

Aye – and not just a little bit.

I'm back now – just popped out for a bit of man on man action, oops sorry, I meant holocaust denial. Now where were we?

I'm not a trappist but…… I do like strong beer

I'm not sure I understand!

Dont worry about it mike, I dont think any of us had a clue either…