Just arrived in the post…in a black jiffy bag.
Box has paper seals and I don’t want to break them! It’s about 3″x3″..

Watch? No, too small. Jewellery?

An ‘Origami for Beginners’ kit?

Baby robin?

Schrödinger’s gift. If you open it it’ll be empty.

Deluxe referee whistle.

Just checked email. Haven’t ordered a baby robin.

Feels empty. Light, doesn’t rattle.

On the address label, my name has (BM) after it.. urgh.

Anthrax – their new album on a pen drive

A bullet. Who’ve you been upsetting Dezzy?

a curse

I bet it’s Kapz top cap.

Trivial pursuit spares?

Ah! I backed a little Kickstarter project called Polygon… it’s a little brass model of an insect. I’m going to save opening it for Christmas Day. A llickle pressie for myself 🙂

Didn’t need another one of those mccruiskeen!

my name has (BM) after it

Bowel Movement
Batman
Banco Mundial
Bundesministerium
Basement Membrane
Blue Moon
Bridesmaid
Benchmarking
Breast Milk
Black Male
Black Mail
Beatmania
Background Music
Big Mouth
Bloody Mary
Big Mac
Ballistic Missile
BeastMaster
Baby Mama
Behavior Modification
Boilermaker
Bite Me
Bending Moment
Burst Mode
Bad Manners
Basal Metabolism
Baader-Meinhof
Beer Money
Blueberry Muffin
Belgian Malinois
Blonde Moment
Bitch Magnet

It’s a dangerous animal. Quick, throw it in the trough.

it’s a little brass model of an insect

A kickstarter project for what exactly?

A kickstarter project for what exactly?

A complicated internet guessing game apparently.

BM = Brass Mantis

Kickstarter was for metal sculptures. Come as a flat sheet and you make them yourself. Animals and insects.

(They raised £50000 with a target of 15000. So not just me 🙂 )

Kickstarter project called Polygon

Was going to my guess when I got through reading all the posts.

Very wise to be cautious.

A kickstarter project for what exactly?
A complicated internet guessing game apparently.

You don’t really follow DezB that closely do you? Complicated? not likely! 😆

Was going to my guess when I got through reading all the posts.

You thoroughly researched my history! It’s in there somewhere 🙂

You’re all wrong.

Clearly it’s a hexaflexagon kit.

You don’t really follow DezB that closely do you? Complicated? not likely!

Is there an insult in there somewhere? 🙁

What was their inspiration? Did it come after cleaning too many car windscreens?

@DezB if @Sandwicheater is reading/researching all your posting history, you ought to be a bit worried about his stalkery! 😆

From a fascination with paper folding (prize to binners: An ‘Origami for Beginners’ kit? ) and metal etching, apparently.

What’s your pleasure Mr Cotton?

Pity, i hoped it might be a Rubix Snake. Remember them!!

Lad in our town opened a store selling origami kits,he knew all the stuff,had a black belt in it. Sadly the business folded…….. 🙂

I recently bought a flat pressed model of Battersea Power Station for the GF (I know , so romantic, although I have you to thank @DezB as I seem to recall you started the Online Dating Updates around this time last year and today is our 1yr anniversary WOOPWOOP!) The powerstation theme is cause we seem to end up touring them when we go on bike rides… I’m planning to take her up the Hydro one soon, Phnarr Phnarr!

Mate off mine opened a bonsai business.

It was a great success. He’s had to move to smaller premises.

I thought it was a poo in a box from Sharon Osbourne.
I’m a little disappointed now. 😀

BM ? I can’t believe that maccruiskeen missed out Bum Magnet 🙂

Big Moose?, mouse, north of the border. It’s okay my mum ia Scottish.

Lad in our town opened a store selling origami kits,he knew all the stuff,had a black belt in it. Sadly the business folded….

That reminds me, the World Origami Championships were on TV the other night. I couldn’t watch it though, it was only on pa-per view.

I watched it – the loser literally tore the place up!

Quality jokage on the thread anyway!

@DezB as I seem to recall you started the Online Dating Updates around this time last year

Well done on lasting a year sbh!… mine last 3 months and “we” (I) got bored…
Date tomorrow night though! Maybe I should update the thread 🙂

Don’t ask her to guess what BM stands for 😉

That reminds me, the World Origami Championships were on TV the other night. I couldn’t watch it though, it was only on pa-per view.

Was that the one when, looking at what his opponent had produced, a contestant didn’t think he could beat it so he folded?