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I'm going to Yorkshire later - will I die?
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Some of us can remember when Saddleworth was moved out of Yorkshire, grown men cried in the streets of Uppermill, Greenfield, Delph, Diggle and Dobcross.
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I've just had 3 hours riding around the woods and forests near Harrogate, it's snowy and hard pack ice off road but the roads are clear. I'm supping tea and eating biccies now..
I'm ot dead yet..
But I'll let you know if I do pop off.
Bring thermals.
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The good people of Yorkshire will be highly offended and angered if you forget the importance of Valentine's Day in Yorkshire.
Therefore, for your own safety, it is essential that you wear a red rose in your lapel whenever you are out in public. Particularly in pubs or at cricket matches.
Stay safe.
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"you're going home in a Yorkshire ambulance"
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buy a "sprinkler"
That'll be a sparkler then
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Stick to the good old Yorkshire saying and thee'l be reet.
Hear all,see all,say nowt,
Eat all,sup all,pay nowt,
And if tha does owt for nowt,do it for thissen.
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buy a "sprinkler"
That'll be a sparkler then
Bugger , yeh that's the baby,I know peeps who carry their own in case of emergency
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binners - Member
If I say I know Hora, would that help?Has that ever helped before?
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My sister married a wazzack, Ohh the shame
That said, were all northern Posted 3 months ago # -
Mum from Collyhurst in Manchester, dad from Sheffield.
I live in Todmorden, which doesn't even know which county it's in.
I'm very confused as to who I should hate, how tight I should be, what to drink and who to laugh at.
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My mum made sure I was born in yorkshire, in case I was a cricketer
I wasn't
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Yorkshiremen say wot they like ,and like wot we bloody well say
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you'll die in a badly enthusiastic, not bothered give a shit of splurge. Well done. and irony. nice one mods!
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Some of us can remember when Saddleworth was moved out of Yorkshire, grown men cried in the streets of Uppermill, Greenfield, Delph, Diggle and Dobcross.
Some of them are *still* whining about it, ffs. Mind you, they'll all be dead soon so the rest of us can just enjoy the place.
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I'd just like to report that we made it back over the border in one piece.
And very nice it was too
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Did you pick up your new bike?
Bar end plug was missing in the photo. This could be a very crude assassination attempt on your good Mancunian self.
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I did indeedy sir. I've not tried it out yet, due to most of North Yorkshire looking like a glacier. And the pub looking like a far warmer, safer option
I've foiled the plot though. I'm going to buy some end plugs to avoid any Derek Starship stylee apple-coring incidents
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