Yeah, whatever Simon…
Does your magazine tell you what crisps Cheryl Cole likes best?
Does it?? Well does it???? Nah, dint fink so!

To be honest son i’m close to disowning him for turning up the bottom of those jeans he moaned about getting for so long!

boys! stop arguing!

no pudding tonight, thats it.

I thought those were some hand-me-downs from Dez for Si to grow into?

Does your magazine tell you what crisps Cheryl Cole likes best?

Well with ST mag at least you get Chipps with everything 😀

IGMC etc…….

Oh and as for the jeans, I was living in Gibraltar and bought them in Spain where all jeans seem to be way too long for me, so I just turned them up!

dammit you weren’t meant to find out! my bad… i guess you’re gunna want new jeans now too?!

isnt your fur enough!

Nah, just get me back on side with C_G.

Tell her what an awful Dad you’ve been and that I’m wonderfully well adjusted all things considered.

no pudding tonight, thats it.

Ooh! I’ve been good all day, can I have their pudding please? 🙂

Nah, just get me back on side with C_G.

Oh, I don’t remember us getting close. 😯 Was that with my daughter?

Oi Elf – you didn’t reply to my e-mail and, no, you’ve been causing trouble on here so naughty step again for you my boy!

It’s like a nursery school here, jeez. 🙄

What trouble have I been causing? I’ve been good all day! 😯

I’ll have a hunt for yer email. Din’t notice one come in recently.

*flings food at C_G, points at Elf, pulls butter wouldn’t melt in mouth face*

C_G go easy on yeti, he’s had it rough, i walked out on his mum when he was young… to be fair she did cheat on me with some black bears… apparently once you go black.. well you know the saying.

elfin you know the house rules young man. you get a gold star on your wall chart for being good, but no pudding.

What? I have to suffer because of the bad behaviour of others?? THAT’S NOT FAIR!!

(Storms off to room. Slams door. Plots revenge on TSY…)

Zoohouse!!!!!

“What are those magazines under your bed dad”

grown-up magazines for grown-ups. shouldnt you be laying the table for your mother instead of messing around in our room?!

EDIT: double post, first one… my cherry has been popped!

What’s the most appropriate torture method for JedWard?

Now there’s a several-hundred post thread, if ever I saw one….

you can’t say things like that! jedward can’t help it if some middle age chaps from a cycling forum don’t like them. There’s no need to get all hate filled and bigoted towards them.

I’m off to jedward.net to show my support for the boys, you’re all nasty fascist bullies