back from snowboarding holiday (AWESOME, thanks for asking 8) ) and there’s 14 pages of threads on the chat forum that i really cannot be bothered to check in case i’ve missed something funny/interesting etc etc.

i see there’s been some kicking off about threads full of pictures you can find with google safe-search turned on… what else have i missed?

don’t view have internet cafes abroad there days?

i am doubting your commitment.

ap nor the threads, 14 pages of content that’s as original as usual!

lol no internet, no british TV, mobile phone turned off. no watch…. an old school holiday 😀

same old same old then?

was hoping i hadnt missed any flounces or nuffink!

I fitted a new rear tyre while you were gone.

I hope you asked permission from TJ 😯 i hear he’s the new boss of STW 😉

Tunisian Junta / Tandem Jeremy = TJ

Coincidence? I think not.

Ahhh, here you are, glad to hear you had a good one!
I’ll sum up the last week.

Torm is back, we sang this…

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucYDhOV3WqY[/video]

uncanny lack of lol cats while you’ve been gone phil. Surely a coincidence?

phil’s been away.
the forum’s been borked.

he’s back.
it works.

coincidence?

Well sometimes democracy fails and a dictator is what’s needed, so could do worse than TJ really.

Could be me! See? Think yourselves lucky…

back from snowboarding holiday

Yeah right you’ve probbly just bin banned for a week and are pretending you haven’t. 😉

‘Snowboarding’ indeed. What a preposterous idea….

Welcome back phil and glad your hols was awesome. 🙂

Conditions at Swinley are dire, sorry. 🙁 Even more so after today’s race.

You went on a Holiday to SurfMatt 😯

So he (SurfMatt) didn’t flounce off then, he’s been creating his lair of Awesome high up in the mountains. Wonder how a 320D coped up there….

He wasn’t stroking a cat on his lap & demanding vast sums of money was he?

Conditions at Swinley are dire, sorry. Even more so after today’s race.

Yea but the new singletrack they’ve cut behind the corkscrew is great!

Oooh where were you – some idyllic mountain retreat cut off from the outside world?

And you didn’t miss anything, you lucky bugger

Yea but the new singletrack they’ve cut behind the corkscrew is great!

Ooooh, tell me more! Where in relation to the track that leads into the Corkscrew? Where does it actually start?

Thank you. 🙂

Yo man. Good to hear you had a good time.

We have been talking cakes and authoritarians. I prefer cakes.

I prefer authoritarians

*googles for pic of lady with whip*

*chickens out on grounds of potential misogyny*

We cakeists say more cake for all down with authoritarians:)

i wasnt allowed to use my liftpass until i had sworn my eternal servitude to smurf_mathew each morning 😯

i was definitely up a mountain, spent many hours today chipping away at the 11 hours worth of footage i’ve got to edit down (forgetting more footage will be arriving next week from the other helmet cam).

i prefer cake, but now i’m back in the nasty grey world of england and work its back on the iPhil diet (dont let anyone tell you iDave did it first!) 😈

i spied a lolcat on the TSY “active” dates thread, seducing kitty is sexy 😆