I'm a tool or toolkit. I go for 3-4 hour rides at trail centres and a few XC day trips. I am the best value for money you can find.

What's my name?

Dave.

MC Hammer?

Mountain Morph Pump

Spanner

Chrace.

You're not trying to argue that you need a car to enjoy mountain biking are you? 😐

Hmm. That didn't go the way I expected it. I expected my exceedingly clever post to be received with bright and informative suggestions but I guess people around here have hit too many trees head first. 😛

Let's try this instead:
"I need a tool or toolkit for short rides. Which would you recommend?"

Chaka Demus's Pliers

I am blue. I am flat. I am expensive.

See how annoying it is? 😛

CrankBro's 17/19 multitool, ace chaintool, though the allen keys can be a bit short for some jobs (same as most other multitools).

Hmm. That didn't go the way I expected it. I expected my exceedingly clever post to be received with bright and informative suggestions but I guess people around here have hit too many trees head first.

What the hell do you expect asking questions like it was a sketch from Playaway.

Lezyne

You are the toolkit that a passing biker has after taking a chance to go out with nothing.

What the hell do you expect asking questions like it was a sketch from Playaway.

Hey, the title of the thread clearly states I am a tool.

I'm a hammer!

Hey, the title of the thread clearly states I am a tool.

Touche.

Chaka Demus's Pliers

Tease me, tease me 😆

I got it (eventually), anyway, for me one of the Top Peak Aliens, I've got the mid cost one. Been fine so far and has a decent chain tool built in. Still carry seperate tyre levers though, not sure how you would use the ones on the Alien TBH.

get yourself a Park Rescue tool just the job 🙂

Asking questions in the style of Henry Kelly was not the best idea.

I must have to agree