My poo smelled strongly of pear drops this morning.. My girlfriend (41, erudite midwife) says it’s because I’m gay

Have you been eating peardrops?

Does your boyfriend like peardrops?

Have you been drinking acetone?

Maybe you have diabetes:

http://mensfitclub.com/bathroom-business/

My own wife has a similar line in devastating patter.

Me (excitedly): “Spotted Danny Macaskill out riding on the way to the gym today!”

Her: “Did you bum him?”

It’s like being married to a 12 year old boy.

arrpee – Member
My own wife has a similar line in devastating patter.

Me (excitedly): “Spotted Danny Macaskill out riding on the way to the gym today!”

Her: “Did you bum him?”

It’s like being married to a 12 year old boy.
Well did you ?? 😀

Well did you ??

Couldn’t catch him, but my attempts will provide the plot of his next video.

How do you know what it’s like to be married to a 12 yr old boy? 😯

Yes it does – the peardrops smell is a scientifically proven test for gayness. How could you not know that?

How do you know what it’s like to be married to a 10 yr old boy?

I said “12”, not “10”. What do you take me for?

Ahem stealth edit 😉

So, you’ve been smelling your own poo. Ooookaaaayyy.

Find someone professional to whom you can say: “Help me”.

Does everybody cut their mouth when eating pear drops?

Does everybody cut their mouth when eating pear drops?

You put them in your mouth? 😯

It’s the girlfriend smelling his poo that is the worrying bit.

You put them in your mouth?

Yunki shoves them up his arse, apparently.

Sup-pear-sitors?

nope, but if it smells of apple

then you prob are

More pear plops than drops it would seem.

Sup-pear-sitors?

Pearcolax?

I like the smell of peardrops – what does that say about me? I hope it just means I’m slightly curious, and not in denial?! Damn you! 😕

D45yth, means you like the smell of yunki’s shit.

Hth

In my gayness noticed same thing myself. Always noticed it after cycling a long way – I think it’s the after effect of fat burning or otherwise a sign of diabetes – think I am ok on the latter but I did feint for the first time ever last week so may get checked out !

Well I have been looking for some new experiences. It isn’t exactly what I was looking for…but – Yunki, want to hookup sometime? Have you got a glass table?

ze germans have a special shelf moulded into their toilet bowls for this sort of thing iirc.

Get a room you two!

julianwilson – Member

ze germans have a special shelf moulded into their toilet bowls for this sort of thing iirc.

8)

i have one….

“did you bum him”

Classic :-))

I did feint for the first time ever last week

quick side step and sold the dummy?

I did feint for the first time ever last week

drama queen

How close do you have to get to the poo to smell the peardrops? I mean, does it have to be laying on the glass topped coffee table?

How close do you have to get to the poo to smell the peardrops?

You have to rub your face in it.

The smell of pear drops is just the first sign you’ve caught gay.
Whilst it’s in the early stages, a couple of squirts of Vick’s First Defence 3 times a day should stop the infection developing into full blown gay.

Pear drops make me do a little cough.

I confused as to where you squirt the Vicks?

So, you’ve been smelling your own poo. Ooookaaaayyy.

Surely one would have to go to great lengths in order to avoid smelling ones own shit…

Some people’s shit does not stink, apparently.

mrjmt….I thought I was the only one, and bit weird.
Peardrops make me cough as well..every time.
Mrs Squad thinks I’m nuts.

According to Russell Grant, when your poo smells of parma violets, you are toooo gay.

Peardrops are just an indicator of bisexual tendencies.

Your best bet is to buy a stick of rock… if you can resist the temptation to suck it, you’re all clear.

This guy took the test and progressed onto bigger things: