But she doesn’t like me going off riding all day and coming back muddy

But the mud washes off. Sticking your tongue in the mouth of someone that smokes tastes like cigarettes. If they clean their teeth, gargle then have an extra strong mint it tastes of mint mildly masking the underlying taste of cigarettes.

all wimmin smoke if you rub em hard enough.

medical FACT.

Funny how you non-smoking middle aged men with dubious diets and personal hygiene habits assume that your breath doesn’t stink – but in a different way to smokers breath…..

i thought that was just because my ultimate buffness requires a certain level of ketosis

As Binners ‘BETTER’ not ‘other’ half he’s right I’d have never said I’d have ever gone out with never mind lived with a smoker but then again its not in the house (his choice not me sending him out) and the stale smoke odour on his clothes covers up his B.O….. 😉

Plus my boyfriend Winston who comes round when he’s out riding doesn’t smoke so I have the best of both worlds 😯

is that ‘big willy winston’?

You should date her then guilt her into quitting, smokers love that

Edit: Preferably tell her from on top of your high horse

AS a smoker I had no idea that non-smokers considered this when deciding to embark upon a relationship or not 😯

My wife doesn’t smoke and doesn’t like me doing it but has never asked me to stop…….as long as my teeth are brushed and mouthwash used before sexytime all is well 🙂

I heard Big Willy Winston smokes like peat.

is that ‘big willy winston’?

that’s the one!

I heard Big Willy Winston smokes like peat.

only if you rub it hard enough!

keep that reddit crap off here we’re middle class you know

keep that reddit crap off here we’re middle class you know

Spoken like a man with heat wing mirrors…

* Recycling makes camo16 happy *