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  • If you were going to stalk someone off of here….
  • TheSouthernYeti
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    Who would you choose?

    I’m going to say BarnsleyMitch.. mainly because I already do.

    phil.w
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    already am but I think he’s found out.

    Torminalis
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    More importantly, who did I choose?

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    iDave
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    what level of obsession are we talking about?

    TandemJeremy
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    I have got my eye on you Yeti!

    ronjeremy
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    Why would anyone choose to stalk slightly overweight IT consultants?

    I thought they were the guys who did the stalking

    TheSouthernYeti
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    what level of obsession are we talking about?

    Ummm… I’m talking stealing underwear off of the washing line kind of creepy?

    thisisnotaspoon
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    Yeti’s better looking stunt double that he sends on forum rides.

    aracer
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    iDave

    oops

    alfabus
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    does it have to be someone off here, or are their partners fair game?

    that bird peterfile is always posting pictures of in suggestive tent based pictures would have quite a crowd traipsing after her.

    TheSouthernYeti
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    alfabus – you’re thinking about this properly… well done!

    thisisnotaspoon
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    does it have to be someone off here, or are their partners fair game?

    If we’re casting the net wider, then surely “moots seatpost lady” and “specialized rockhopper girl” are in the running?

    verses
    Full Member

    Again, if we’re casting the net wider, dare I suggest Kylie?

    Or do I need to send that suggestion back to around 2008?

    philconsequence
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    deadlydarcy

    i’m already building a shrine out of photos i’ve printed from his facebook profile

    #ilikeydeadly

    MrWoppit
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    He’s not here anymore… 🙁

    CaptJon
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    Whoever was stalking me.

    TheSouthernYeti
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    You can’t stalk Kylie. Nor can you choose Jenny from Accounts.

    I have no idea who Spoony is on about, so maybe they’re allowed.

    philconsequence
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    same, pics or it didnt happen spoony!

    binners
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    Ssssssssshhhhhhh. We’ll soon find out if DD’s really gone. Or if he’s lurking.

    I am.

    Under his bed.

    It smells a bit to be honest.

    And there are stiff socks under here.

    And some old copies of Fiesta

    I think I may reconsider this

    🙁

    iDave
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    when did 40DD leave?

    philconsequence
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    WOAH WOAH WOAH (that’s old fashioned speak for stop a horse)

    deadly’s gone?

    but he was facebooking my inbox only t’other day!

    what happened?

    TheSouthernYeti
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    I’m not sure who alfabus is on about either… but it came across as particularly creepy, which is very on topic.

    CaptainFlashheart
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    Binners, what’s the floor like? Shabby, low quality wood-subsitute, I’d wager. Is his horrible yappy little dog there too?

    *Luresdarcyoutofcover*

    binners
    Full Member

    Is ‘facebooking my inbox’ a euphamism for something unsavoury?

    I’m missing Bravisimo already. And I don’t even know if he’s gone yet. Can I come out from under the bed now then?

    I’m feeling a bit sick

    Edit: Flashy – its lino! Its a bit sticky too. Wasn’t me! 😳

    chewkw
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    All of you maggots!

    😈

    Look behind you!

    Zoolander
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    Not sure but someone roughly the same build as me, otherwise stealing their underwear would be pointless.

    thisisnotaspoon
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    The Southern Yeti – Member
    I have no idea who Spoony is on about, so maybe they’re allowed.

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    philconsequence – Member
    same, pics or it didnt happen spoony!
    [/quote]

    Moot’s seatpost lady appears on google images for moots seatpost with safe search turned off.

    And the specialized rockhopper

    http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/how-to-sell-your-bike-frame-on-ebay

    Needless to say neither is particularly work safe.

    Shibboleth
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    I’d stalk me… I’m amazing! 😉

    alfabus
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    I’m not sure who alfabus is on about either… but it came across as particularly creepy, which is very on topic.

    http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/ben-lui-wild-camp-in-a-storm-pics
    http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/high-altitude-wild-camping-in-the-arrochar-alps-freezer-pics

    You will notice, however, that I didn’t suggest that *I* would be stalking her, just that she was likely to attract stalkers 🙂

    Dave

    DezB
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    emsz of course. I’ve looked at her profile picture, so I reckon that’s pretty close.

    Note: this is in answer to the question and I would in no way stalk anyone and haven’t done so since I was 16.

    Note2: I looked at emsz profile picture because ernie_lynch said it showed that she was a, and I quote: “tasty bird”.

    philconsequence
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    shurrup shibby, i know you’re stalking me and my sexy tattoos

    *rubs left nipple hoping to entice you in from the cold*

    TheSouthernYeti
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    otherwise stealing their underwear would be pointless.

    Nothing feels better than squeezing yourself into a size 8 thong.

    Darcy – give the laminate a miss tomorrow and come and follow iDave with me?

    camo16
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    Have you put new curtains up recently, TSY? Something looks different… 😉

    TheSouthernYeti
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    I still don’t have a kitchen blind Camo – you need to head round the back of the house.

    camo16
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    Motion camera’s already set up, TSY. 😉

    TheSouthernYeti
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    You just failed the test Camo – you’re stalking someone else.

    camo16
    Free Member

    Dagnabit!

    You’ll never guess who though.

    binners
    Full Member

    Yeah Camo! Everyone knows that everythings been kicked in round the back at Yeti’s!

    wallace1492
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    The Southern Yeti – Member

    otherwise stealing their underwear would be pointless.

    Nothing feels better than squeezing yourself into a size 8 thong.

    Darcy – give the laminate a miss tomorrow and come and follow iDave with me?

    Now, Miss Tomorrow, I like the sound of her! 8)

    camo16
    Free Member

    I am so outside the circle. Must pay more attention.

    So is it true, then, that Yeti’s rear entry is all over the place?

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