What would you be and why?
Got asked this question at a wine training course last week. My answer was 'Beefeater 24, fever tree tonic, 2 wedges of lime and plenty of ice, because I like nice things without being pretentious.' Only to be told that I was clearly pretentious.
The best answer was 'Pint of Amstel top - because I know what I like and don't care what people think.'